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Bulls Blow NBA Draft Lottery Win On More NBA Draft Lottery Tickets

issue 4422 | 05.29.08 | Sports News

CHICAGO—Just days after beating long odds in the NBA Draft Lottery by winning the 2008 draft's first pick, the Chicago Bulls shocked fans... more»

Nike Signs Big Brown To $90 Million Horseshoe Contract

issue 4421 | 05.22.08 | Sports News

PORTLAND, OR—In a move that added the world's pre-eminent equine athlete to its stable of endorsers Tuesday, Nike signed Kentucky Derby and... more»

Stackley Cup Playoffs Underway

issue 4420 | 05.15.08 | Sports News

NEW YORK—The 2008 Stackley Cup Playoffs, a set of odd-number-of-games series that will determine the champion of the National Huckie League,... more»

Nationals Book It After Foul Ball Accidentally Smashes Capitol Rotunda

issue 4419 | 05.08.08 | Sports News

WASHINGTON, DC—An 8,976-foot foul ball off the bat of Washington third baseman Ryan Zimmerman crashed through the U.S. Capitol Building... more»

Terrell Owens Not Sure About This 'Pac-Man Jones' Character

issue 4418 | 05.01.08 | Sports News

IRVING, TX—Upon hearing that team owner Jerry Jones had traded draft picks to the Tennessee Titans for troubled cornerback Adam "Pac-Man"... more»

Isiah Thomas: 'My Time With The Knicks Was Actually A Large-Scale Psychological Study Of New York Residents'

issue 4417 | 04.24.08 | Sports News

NEW YORK—Ousted Knicks coach and president Isiah Thomas, who presided over the team during one of the least successful and most shameful... more»

Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck

issue 4416 | 04.17.08 | Sports News

NEW YORK—Citing a need for physical and spiritual cleansing after a Boston Red Sox fan entombed a David Ortiz jersey in the floor of the new... more»

Goalie Clearly Living In Net

issue 4415 | 04.10.08 | Sports News

NASHVILLE—After reporters and fans observed a number of personal belongings accumulating around the south goal in Nashville's Sommet Center,... more»

Memphis Players Have Long, Complicated Explanation Of How They Are This Year's 'Rumpelstiltzkin' Story

issue 4414 | 04.03.08 | Sports News

SAN ANTONIO—Although no Cinderella teams made it to this year's Final Four, the Memphis Tigers held an extended press conference Wednesday... more»

Pat Riley's Sexual Bribes Tempt David Stern To Allow Heat Into Playoffs

issue 4413 | 03.27.08 | Sports News

NEW YORK—Sources close to the NBA commissioner say David Stern may yet succumb to the powerfully intoxicating sexual advances of Miami head... more»

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Bulls Blow NBA Draft Lottery Win On More NBA Draft Lottery Tickets

Nike Signs Big Brown To $90 Million Horseshoe Contract

Stackley Cup Playoffs Underway

Nationals Book It After Foul Ball Accidentally Smashes Capitol Rotunda

Terrell Owens Not Sure About This 'Pac-Man Jones' Character

Isiah Thomas: 'My Time With The Knicks Was Actually A Large-Scale Psychological Study Of New York Residents'

Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck

Goalie Clearly Living In Net

Memphis Players Have Long, Complicated Explanation Of How They Are This Year's 'Rumpelstiltzkin' Story

Pat Riley's Sexual Bribes Tempt David Stern To Allow Heat Into Playoffs

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