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T Herman Zweibel

  • vermin verse

    issue 3630 | 08.30.00 | Columnists

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    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Roach Motel

    issue 3629 | 08.23.00 | Columnists

    As my more astute readers will no doubt recall, about three weeks back, I was mysteriously transformed into a gigantic cock-roach. Though the change... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Goin' Buggy!

    issue 3628 | 08.16.00 | Columnists

    Well, week two of being an enormous cock-roach, and I must admit that it's not so bad. If this sentiment sounds curious to you, bear in mind that... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Zweibel's Metamorphosis

    issue 3627 | 08.09.00 | Columnists

    Observant readers of this paper know that the first week of August is traditionally set aside in the Zweibel household for the scald-cleaning,... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Old Folks At Home

    issue 3626 | 08.02.00 | Columnists

    Long life is the ardent desire of many. Indeed, some of you may achieve it, as I have. But once you find your-self out-living your pet Galapagos... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • You Are Now For Sale

    issue 3625 | 07.26.00 | Columnists

    As you leaden-pated slow-coaches are too thick to realize that running a multi-tentacled news-paper empire takes an iron will and a strong stomach.... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • What I Did During My Vacation

    issue 3624 | 07.19.00 | Columnists

    July is the cruelest month for T. Herman Zweibel. My regular summer sabbatical usually falls during that month, and I find my-self as idle as a... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • My Summer Reading List

    issue 3623 | 06.21.00 | Columnists

    Another swampish July will soon be upon us, bringing with it the promise of sweltering heat, golden pitchers of ice-cold lemon-ade administered to me... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Do Not Be Cross With Me, Sweet Lillian

    issue 3621 | 06.07.00 | Columnists

    From The Death-Bed Of T. Herman Zweibel, The Zweibel Estate. more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Advice For Gentle-Men

    issue 3620 | 05.31.00 | Columnists

    My considerable ire was raised yet again this past week when I was subjected to the ignominy of an intrusion on my privacy, conducted by means of the... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

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