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T Herman Zweibel

  • A Drama In Three Acts

    issue 3619 | 05.24.00 | Columnists

    To my universally celebrated works of drama, The Happy Bed-Chamber and The News-Paper Man And The Elves, I would like to add my third... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • So My Readers Wish Me Dead

    issue 3618 | 05.17.00 | Columnists

    I am informed by The Onion Editorial Board that the mountain of mail calling for my death is increasing once again. This is nothing new, as it... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Save The Soft-Wares

    issue 3617 | 05.10.00 | Columnists

    I hear that the tyrants in Washington are proposing than an enormous soft-wares and computing monopoly be broken up. The ladies must be... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • My Funerary Revisions

    issue 3616 | 05.03.00 | Columnists

    When a gentle-man reaches a certain age, he realizes that he must make preparations for the day he will finally pass from this world. For myself,... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • I Like This 'T-Shirt' Fashion

    issue 3615 | 04.26.00 | Columnists

    In my study yesterday, I watched my beautiful son N. Aeschylus melt his play-things with intense beams of light that shot from his eyes. Precocious... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Watching N. Aeschylus Grow

    issue 3614 | 04.19.00 | Columnists

    It is a bitter-sweet season at the Zweibel mansion. Though my sweet betrothed, Miss Bernadette Fiske, has perished from a swooning fit brought on by... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • My Son! My Son!

    issue 3613 | 04.12.00 | Columnists

    The Zweibel Estate is no longer merry and gay. The weeping willows droop even lower to-day. The milk-maids' tears mix with the milk in their buckets.... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Bereaved

    issue 3612 | 04.05.00 | Columnists

    I hope you are all sitting down, because I have some-thing terrible to impart. No, the President was not assassinated. If only that were the case!... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • You Do Not Deserve Me

    issue 3610 | 03.22.00 | Columnists

    It has been brought to my attention that there are some members of my porcine reader-ship herd who do not realize that my column is the jewel in the... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Readers' Inquiries Answered

    issue 3609 | 03.15.00 | Columnists

    Every so often, I have my man-servant Standish bring a satchel of readers' letters to my bed-chamber. I like to acquaint my-self with the diverse... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

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