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T Herman Zweibel

  • The Zweibel Prize

    issue 3544 | 12.01.99 | Columnists

    Years ago, when I was a young news-paper man and you were but a series of brutish animal impulses in your drunken great-grandfather's pants-creases,... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Do The Right Thing

    issue 3543 | 11.24.99 | Columnists

    After much careful rumination, I have decided to make public a rather embarrassing matter about my-self. Although I very rarely disclose the... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • T. Herman Zweibel In Memoriam

    issue 3542 | 11.17.99 | Columnists

    As a long-time news-paper-man, I know full well the value of preparedness. I have always placed my gentle-men reporters where the news was about to... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Dropping A Hint

    issue 3541 | 11.10.99 | Columnists

    My man-servant Standish informed me that this upcoming Yule-tide will be the final one of the years that begin with 19. This fact got me to thinking... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Ideas That Made Me Millions

    issue 3540 | 11.03.99 | Columnists

    Astute readers—of which I have nearly none, as you are a pack of Judas-livered, porridge-pantsed, mung-brained tit-mice—know that I am renowned... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Zweibel's Got A Sweetheart!

    issue 3539 | 10.27.99 | Columnists

    I've got a sweet-heart! I've got a sweet-heart! Her name is Miss Bernadette Fiske, and not only does she claim that I am her best beau, but that I am... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • I Am Tired Of These Constant Near-Death Experiences

    issue 3537 | 10.13.99 | Columnists

    Last night, as I so often do during my sleep, I dreamt of the lithe-limbed and frustratingly over-corseted Sophie Tucker. But midway through the... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • A Mistress Of The Mails

    issue 3536 | 10.06.99 | Columnists

    Several weeks ago, I received this note in the morning mails: more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • To Hell With Philanthropy

    issue 3535 | 09.29.99 | Columnists

    Every autumn, I like to do two things: perform my annual October shitting and contemplate the size of my fortune. And as much as I enjoy the former,... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • A Holly Jolly Zweibelmas

    issue 3534 | 09.22.99 | Columnists

    I had been eagerly anticipating my favorite holiday, Zweibelmas, which, of course, falls every Sept. 21. But my Zweibelmas spirit was dampened when I... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

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