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T Herman Zweibel

  • A La Recherche Du Temps Stupide

    issue 3522 | 06.09.99 | Columnists

    I was recently informed that the Twentieth-Century is nearly at an end, which astonishes me, because it seems like just yesterday that I was toasting... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Down With The League Of Nations

    issue 3521 | 06.02.99 | Columnists

    This blasted League Of Nations folly is about what I'd expect from that devious bastard President Wilson, meddling in foreign affairs when he should... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Taking Care Of Business

    issue 3520 | 05.26.99 | Columnists

    After I returned from the Zweibel Estate following several months of wandering in the cruel wilderness, I found that my study was full to bursting... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Too Many Plutocrats

    issue 3519 | 05.19.99 | Columnists

    I am tired of complicated things happening in my life. It means I am obliged to explain them in the next week's Message, and that I must not forget... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Standish's Revelation

    issue 3518 | 05.12.99 | Columnists

    Back safe and secure in my estate, I was anxious to be reunited with my seven sons, U. Fairfax, V. Lucius, J. Phineas, R. Buckminster, G. Talmadge,... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Home At Last

    issue 3517 | 05.05.99 | Columnists

    For the first time in several months, I woke to find my-self back in my dank, urine-smelling bed-chamber at the Zweibel Estate. How glorious a sight... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • A Satisfactory Denouement

    issue 3516 | 04.28.99 | Columnists

    Last week, I described how, upon losing my stolen fortune in an ambush, I was kidnapped by the villainous Black Scarlet, who spirited me off to an... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • The Anti-Climax

    issue 3515 | 04.21.99 | Columnists

    Well, John Law had caught up with us at last. His gun drawn, the sheriff's deputy told us that a farmer had alerted him of our presence. more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • A Thrilling Climax

    issue 3514 | 04.14.99 | Columnists

    Last week, I told you how Standish and I had happened upon my vast fortune in a clearing in the middle of a forest. My joy at finding my precious... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • A Shocking Turn Of Events

    issue 3513 | 04.07.99 | Columnists

    Having nearly been shot to pieces by an impudent member of the yeoman class, Standish and I fled in terror across the valley. I ask you, what-ever... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

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