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T Herman Zweibel

  • On The Road Again

    issue 3512 | 03.31.99 | Columnists

    I am sorry to say that Standish and I are no longer under the protection of the Burger-King. At the end of the first day of asylum, the diplomat... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • The Burger-King Grants Asylum

    issue 3511 | 03.24.99 | Columnists

    Last week, lost and hungry in the desolate bad-lands of our Republic, Standish and I chanced upon the embassy of the esteemed and powerful... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Exiled!

    issue 3510 | 03.17.99 | Columnists

    Cast into the wilderness for nearly a month now, destitute, hungry and ragged, a man without a home or a name. Hated! Despised! Rejected! Exiled! more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Babes In The Woods

    issue 3508 | 03.03.99 | Columnists

    It is Day 12 of my precipitous fall into destitution and subsequent flight from justice. Imagine—I, T. Herman Zweibel (or rather, my alias, Herman... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Run, Zweibel, Run!

    issue 3507 | 02.24.99 | Columnists

    Well, with my vast fortune stolen by the villainous high-way-man Black Scarlet, I must once again make my way in the world. The local constabulary... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Black Scarlet Returns!

    issue 3506 | 02.17.99 | Columnists

    Even though I ought to have been dead long ago, I must confess that I still love to sit in my counting-house, counting all my money. My riches alone... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Observing The Electrical Motion-Image Box

    issue 3505 | 02.10.99 | Columnists

    Late Monday evening, my vision greatly improved thanks to Doc McGillicuddy's lancing of my cataracts, I decided I wanted some visual amusement. I... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Hold Me

    issue 3503 | 01.27.99 | Columnists

    Many of you have written The Onion to specifically inquire about the state of my health. Actually, no-one has. You heart-less bastards! May... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • I Hate My Next-Door Neighbors

    issue 3502 | 01.20.99 | Columnists

    Not long ago, I was the master of all I surveyed. As I gazed down from my mountain-top estate, I was confident in the knowledge that the fate of the... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

  • Still Alive

    issue 3501 | 01.13.99 | Columnists

    Yes, I'm still alive, you bastards. I see all of you camped around the Zweibel estate, waiting to loot the mansion the moment I give up the ghost.... more»

    T. Herman Zweibel

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