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ABC Cancels 'Hank'

issue 4547 | 11.16.09 | American Voices

After airing five episodes, ABC has canceled the Kelsey Grammer disgraced-CEO-returns-to-small-hometown sitcom Hank. What do you... more»
Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN

issue 4546 | 11.13.09 | American Voices

The outspoken CNN anchor announced Wednesday that he was resigning, effective immediately. What do you think? more»
U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs

issue 4547 | 11.12.09 | News

WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials deported Luis... more»
Alternate-Universe Sci-Fi Channel Show Asks What Would Happen If Germany Lost War

issue 4546 | 11.09.09 | News

NEW MUNICH—"Imagine, if you will, a world in which Hitler's celebrated master plan had ended in ignominious failure, and the Allies had somehow... more»
Travel Channel Blows Its 'Bed And Breakfasts Of New England' Wad

issue 4544 | 10.26.09 | News In Brief

GARRETT, MD—After airing four consecutive days of programming devoted to mulled cider, antique weather vanes, and changing foliage,... more»
Television, Processed Foods Couldn't Be More Proud Of Child They Raised

issue 4543 | 10.23.09 | News

CHICAGO—"We're just so proud of Brian and everything he's failed to accomplish in his largely sedentary and insipid life," said ABC president... more»
Vince Vaughn Appears On 'Tonight Show' To Deceive Country About Latest Film

issue 4542 | 10.16.09 | News

HOLLYWOOD, CA—"It's a really funny movie, and I think people are going to enjoy it," lied the 39-year-old performer, knowing full well that he... more»
Jon And Kate's Messy Public Divorce

issue 4542 | 10.14.09 | Infographic

Since announcing their plans to divorce, Jon and Kate Gosselin, subjects of the TV show Jon And Kate Plus Eight, have... more»
My Living Nightmare Of Encouraging Kids To Read Is Over

issue 4539 | 09.24.09 | Commentary

Thank god. After 26 long years, I can finally rest easy. Twenty-six years I spent standing in front of a camera, gritting my teeth,... more»
The Troubled Future Of Reality Shows

issue 4538 | 09.16.09 | Infographic

The recent death of DJ AM has jeopardized Gone Too Far, a yet-to-air MTV program in which he helps people battle their addictions.... more»