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Fed Bans Debit Overdraft Fees

issue 4552 | 11.17.09 | American Voices

The Federal Reserve is prohibiting banks from collecting overdraft fees on purchases paid with a debit card unless customers opt in to programs... more»
Greyhound Now Offering Direct Service From Kansas To L.A. Porn Director's Driveway

issue 4547 | 11.16.09 | News In Brief

DALLAS—In an effort to reduce travel times for thousands of customers every year, Greyhound Lines announced Monday that it will now... more»
Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup

issue 4546 | 11.16.09 | News

WASHINGTON—"We tried to treat our customers like adults, and they took advantage of our generosity," said Burger King CEO Brian Thomas Swette,... more»
Pabst Up For Sale

issue 4546 | 11.11.09 | American Voices

The Pabst Brewing Co., owners of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Schlitz, is on the market for around $300 million. What do you think? more»
Increasingly Horrified Man Listens To Self Explain What He Does For A Living

issue 4546 | 11.10.09 | News In Brief

CHARLOTTE, NC—Dawning horror tinged with self-loathing crept slowly over the face of claims adjuster Robert Pettlebaum, 42, as he... more»
Cash For Clunkers Resulted In Trucks For Trucks

issue 4546 | 11.10.09 | American Voices

Analysis of federal data shows that a substantial number of the participants in the federal "Cash for Clunkers" program merely swapped an older... more»
Entire Office Unsure What To Do About Bawling Coworker

issue 4545 | 11.06.09 | News

FINDLAY,OH—The entire office staff of Altman & Hanson Accounting remained utterly baffled as to what, if anything, should be done in response... more»
Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

issue 4545 | 11.05.09 | Video

Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree. more»
Bucket Of Rags This Year's Must-Have Christmas Item

issue 4545 | 11.02.09 | Radio
United Airlines Exploring Viability Of Stacking Them Like Cordwood

issue 4545 | 11.02.09 | News

CHICAGO—"Despite a number of setbacks, we've found the most efficient way to stack them is to start with a base of large ones and then put... more»

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Fed Bans Debit Overdraft Fees

Greyhound Now Offering Direct Service From Kansas To L.A. Porn Director's Driveway

Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup

Pabst Up For Sale

Increasingly Horrified Man Listens To Self Explain What He Does For A Living

Cash For Clunkers Resulted In Trucks For Trucks

Entire Office Unsure What To Do About Bawling Coworker

Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

Bucket Of Rags This Year's Must-Have Christmas Item

United Airlines Exploring Viability Of Stacking Them Like Cordwood

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