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  • Very Few People Like Me

    issue 3001 | 08.07.96 | Commentary

    Very few people like me because I'm loud, and when I speak I usually demand something, only not in English, but rather by grunting. Then I get very... more»

    Freddy G. Sheran

  • Christ Returns to NBA

    issue 2912 | 04.03.96 | News

    After a two-year hiatus, Jesus Christ returned to the NBA last night, taking the court with his former team, the Atlanta Hawks. Christ, who quit... more»

    Jesus Dunking

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