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Son, You've Made A Mockery Of Taco Night

issue 4340 | 10.03.07 | Commentary

In 10 years of Taco Night, I've never been so disappointed. Words cannot describe the pain you have caused your mother and me. What... more»
I'm In An Open Relationship With The Lord

issue 4339 | 09.26.07 | Commentary

With Jesus as my personal Savior, I felt like I had it all. But then we hit a rough patch, and before long, I was beginning to question both... more»
Guy At Bar Had Similar Experience, But Better

issue 4339 | 09.25.07 | News In Brief

KENT, OH—A story narrated to a group of friends Friday night was almost immediately overshadowed by an anecdote from 28-year-old John... more»
Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury, Marry Me

issue 4338 | 09.19.07 | Commentary

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client, Mr. Hayes, has been accused of a most heinous crime. An unspeakable crime. Over the past few... more»
Loser Friend Sort Of Doing Better

issue 4336 | 09.07.07 | News In Brief

ANAHEIM, CA—Despite a long history of unstable living arrangements, failed relationships, and an overall inability to get his shit... more»
From The Beaches Of Normandy To The Streets Of Paris, My Platoon Was A Bunch Of Pussies

issue 4336 | 09.05.07 | Commentary

Like many good men my age, I was in the Big One, and I can tell you firsthand that war is hell. It's day after horrifying day of your worst... more»
Bro, You're A God Among Bros

issue 4336 | 09.05.07 | Commentary

You know you're one of my top bros, bro, because you got my back. And I got yours. You're my bro. But you went above and beyond the other... more»
Real-Life Scene Filled With Product Placement

issue 4336 | 09.04.07 | News In Photos
Slightest Amount Of Physical Contact Apologized For

issue 4335 | 08.31.07 | News In Brief

NEW YORK—During a crowded rush-hour subway ride Monday, an inadvertent brushing of one human being's hand against the forearm of... more»
USA Today Crossword Puzzle Grants False Sense Of Intelligence

issue 4335 | 08.29.07 | News In Brief

DES MOINES, IA—Forty-five minutes after sitting down with a cup of coffee and the USA Today crossword, local window fashions salesman... more»

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Son, You've Made A Mockery Of Taco Night

I'm In An Open Relationship With The Lord

Guy At Bar Had Similar Experience, But Better

Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury, Marry Me

Loser Friend Sort Of Doing Better

From The Beaches Of Normandy To The Streets Of Paris, My Platoon Was A Bunch Of Pussies

Bro, You're A God Among Bros

Real-Life Scene Filled With Product Placement

Slightest Amount Of Physical Contact Apologized For

USA Today Crossword Puzzle Grants False Sense Of Intelligence

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