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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Honey, Let's Never Pass Out Angry Again

issue 4335 | 08.29.07 | Commentary

Last night was horrible. I'm not even going to go over who said what to whom or how you ended up sleeping in the backyard, because none of... more»
Neither Person In Conversation Knows What Hedge Fund Is

issue 4334 | 08.22.07 | News In Brief

ASHLAND, OH—Despite their in-depth, seven-minute discussion on the pros and cons of hedge funds, neither Matthew Talbert, 27, nor Louis... more»
This Gap Sweater Is Fucking Awesome

issue 4334 | 08.22.07 | Commentary

So, I'm in the Gap, right? The new fall line is out, and I'm looking at the standard fit, straight-leg jeans. And these fuckers are just... more»
Day Spent On Internet Comes Full Circle

issue 4333 | 08.17.07 | News In Brief

DAYTON, OH—A day of web surfing poetically ended just as it began Monday, when a random string of links brought area man Howard Nagel... more»
Grandma Can Still Feel Draft

issue 4333 | 08.15.07 | News In Photos
As A Working Mom, It's Hard To Find Time To Masturbate

issue 4333 | 08.15.07 | Commentary

As a single mother of three with a full-time career, I've got a lot on my plate. Between making the children's breakfast in the morning and... more»
Bluetooth Headset Worn Throughout Date

issue 4333 | 08.14.07 | News In Photos
Teen's Eulogy Mostly Nickelback Lyrics

issue 4332 | 08.10.07 | News In Brief

FORT WAYNE, IN—A eulogy delivered at St. John's Church yesterday by Joshua Gable, 16, for his late friend Darren Hall, 16, was... more»
My Man's Intuition Tells Me My Neighbor Wants To Sleep With Me

issue 4331 | 08.01.07 | Commentary

I don't even know what you'd call it—a sixth sense, a little voice, a certain gut feeling—but every man has a special,... more»
Loser Older Brother Looked Up To

issue 4329 | 07.18.07 | News In Brief

WORCESTER, MA—Though on probation for shoplifting a key chain from a local auto parts store and unemployed since dropping out of high... more»