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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

NFL Players Wear Pink For Breast Cancer

issue 4543 | 10.20.09 | American Voices

During the month of October, many professional football players are wearing pink as part of their uniforms to raise awareness for breast cancer.... more»
Water Found On The Moon

issue 4543 | 10.19.09 | American Voices

The presence of water has been detected all over the surface of the moon by planetary geologists. What do you think? more»
Consumers Blast Pepsi iPhone App

issue 4542 | 10.16.09 | American Voices

People are raising objections to a new iPhone application from Pepsi that offers to help men seduce women, then keep a "Brag List" they can share... more»
eHarmony.com Employees Hogging All The Good Singles

issue 4542 | 10.14.09 | Newswire
Cell Phone Stuck In 2-Year Contract With Local Man

issue 4542 | 10.14.09 | News In Brief

LAS CRUCES, NM—Though it has been the victim of rampant physical and verbal abuse and feels terrorized by its demanding, possessive... more»
Study: Majority Of 'Calm Downs' Ineffective

issue 4542 | 10.12.09 | News In Brief

ITHACA, NY—A study published recently in the Journal Of Mental Health found that attempting to reverse a loud emotional display... more»
Parents Against Swine Flu Vaccine

issue 4541 | 10.09.09 | American Voices

An Associated Press poll shows that 38 percent of all parents do not want their children vaccinated against the H1N1 virus, or swine flu. What do... more»
God Introduces New Bird

issue 4541 | 10.09.09 | News

THE HEAVENS—Available in two colors—male and female—the bird reportedly combines everything God has learned from His previous works into... more»
Autism More Common Than Thought

issue 4541 | 10.07.09 | American Voices

A new government study published in the journal Pediatrics indicates that one in every 91 American children is affected by autism instead of... more»
T. Rex Skeleton Put Up For Auction At Casino

issue 4541 | 10.06.09 | American Voices

A nearly complete skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus rex found in South Dakota was put up for auction at the Venetian casino in Las Vegas last weekend.... more»

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NFL Players Wear Pink For Breast Cancer

Water Found On The Moon

Consumers Blast Pepsi iPhone App

eHarmony.com Employees Hogging All The Good Singles

Cell Phone Stuck In 2-Year Contract With Local Man

Study: Majority Of 'Calm Downs' Ineffective

Parents Against Swine Flu Vaccine

God Introduces New Bird

Autism More Common Than Thought

T. Rex Skeleton Put Up For Auction At Casino

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