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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Pregnant And Infirm Given First H1N1 Vaccine

issue 4539 | 09.21.09 | American Voices

The Centers for Disease Control announced that vaccinations for the H1N1 virus would be given first to pregnant women and adults with compromised... more»
Color Blindness Cured in Monkeys

issue 4538 | 09.18.09 | American Voices

An experimental treatment in which a human virus carrying color-sensing genes was injected into monkeys' eyes resulted in a drastic reduction in... more»
Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs

issue 4538 | 09.18.09 | News

ZACKENBERG RESEARCH STATION, GREENLAND—According to oceanographers, the Arctic Circle has been devastated by the effects of global warming... more»
Dogs As Smart As 2-Year-Olds

issue 4538 | 09.14.09 | American Voices

Researchers have found that dogs are capable of comprehending up to 250 words, can count to five, and are capable of deception, putting them on par... more»
Die Young, Live Fast

issue 4537 | 09.11.09 | American Voices

A recent survey suggests teens who believe they'll die at a young age are more likely to engage in risky behavior. What do you think? more»
Wikipedia Contributors Mostly Male

issue 4537 | 09.10.09 | American Voices

A new study of Wikipedia showed that 87 percent of the site's editors were male. What do you think? more»
Teens Don't Tweet

issue 4537 | 09.09.09 | American Voices

A survey by Nielsen found that only 16 percent of Twitter users were under 25. What do you think? more»
Homeless Scientists Unveil World's First Hobotron

issue 4536 | 09.06.09 | Radio
Yamaha CEO Pleased With Current Production Of Jet Skis, Alto Saxophones, Snowmobiles, Power Generators, Scooters, Golf Carts

issue 4536 | 09.04.09 | News In Brief

HAMAMATSU, JAPAN—Despite concerns over the recent global recession, Yamaha Corporation president Mitsuru Umemura announced last week that... more»
Gmail Suffers Major Outage

issue 4536 | 09.04.09 | American Voices

An overloaded Google router caused a shutdown of Gmail on Tuesday, affecting 150 million users for nearly two hours. What do you think? more»

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Pregnant And Infirm Given First H1N1 Vaccine

Color Blindness Cured in Monkeys

Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs

Dogs As Smart As 2-Year-Olds

Die Young, Live Fast

Wikipedia Contributors Mostly Male

Teens Don't Tweet

Homeless Scientists Unveil World's First Hobotron

Yamaha CEO Pleased With Current Production Of Jet Skis, Alto Saxophones, Snowmobiles, Power Generators, Scooters, Golf Carts

Gmail Suffers Major Outage

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