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International Star Registry Accidentally Renames Sun 'Margaret'

issue 4533 | 08.15.09 | Radio
Larva Acting Like It Knows Everything About Chewing Leaves

issue 4533 | 08.15.09 | News In Photos
Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

issue 4533 | 08.11.09 | Video

Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun. more»
Upscale Sharks Go Into Tasting Frenzy

issue 4533 | 08.10.09 | Radio
Sci-Fi Writer Attributes Everything Mysterious To 'Quantum Flux'

issue 4533 | 08.10.09 | News

ROLLA, MO—A reading of Gabriel Fournier's The Eclipse Of Infinity reveals that the new science-fiction novel makes more than 80 separate... more»
Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World

issue 4532 | 08.07.09 | News

ORLANDO, FL—According to photographs surfacing from the dig site, the Mouseketeers are arranged according to rank and appear to be marching or... more»
Butterfly Fails To Alter Course Of Human History

issue 4532 | 08.06.09 | Radio
Crash Test Dummy Steers Around Wall, Drives To Freedom

issue 4532 | 08.05.09 | Radio
Static Electricity Harnessed By Jerk

issue 4532 | 08.05.09 | Newswire
Researchers Find New Strain Of HIV

issue 4532 | 08.04.09 | American Voices

Scientists recently discovered a new strain of HIV that originated in gorillas but is now infecting humans. What do you think? more»

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