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'Ultra Hammer' To Revolutionize Modern Pounding

issue 3012 | 10.29.96 | News In Photos
Super Monkey Collider Loses Funding

issue 3011 | 10.22.96 | News

PALO ALTO, CA—Scientists insist the collider is important to study of the universe, as no one knows for certain what happens when monkeys collide. more»
Outer Space Discoveries

issue 3011 | 10.22.96 | Infographic

In the past ten years, the scientific world has enjoyed a tremendous surge in astonomical discovery. What have they learned? more»
I Am Threatened By Flavor Crystals vs. Flavor Crystals Rock My World!

issue 3011 | 10.22.96 | Point-Counterpoint

Go ahead, call me old-fashioned! I don't care if you brazen teenage hoodlums mock me! Maybe my views are not "in," "happening" or "out of this... more»
I Enjoy Being a Battery

issue 3010 | 10.16.96 | Commentary

Enjoy being battery! Enjoy providing power for! Nine volts power! Last very long! Keep providing power until die! Give power and power and more power... more»
Hawaiian Punch Physicists Unveil New 500-Megaton Very-Berry Bomb

issue 3009 | 10.09.96 | News

OAHU, HI—Sources deep within Hawaiian Punch's secret military compound near Oahu revealed Monday that the fruit juice superpower has developed a... more»
New Solar System Discovered Four Feet From Earth

issue 3007 | 09.25.96 | News

PALO ALTO, CA—This new find is Earth's nearest celestial neighbor, beating Alpha Centauri by four light years minus a few feet. more»
New Horizontal Device Prevents Falls To Basement

issue 3007 | 09.25.96 | News

An ingenious new device has taken the architectural world by storm, and homeowners are voicing a common cry: "We want Floors!" more»
Vatican Unveils New Rosary For Windows

issue 3004 | 09.04.96 | News In Photos
Earth Contacted By Extraterrestrial Nerds

issue 3003 | 08.28.96 | News

PALO ALTO, CA—Researchers are responding with mockery and distaste after geeky aliens transmitted prime numbers from one to 100. more»