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Increasingly Horrified Man Listens To Self Explain What He Does For A Living

issue 4546 | 11.10.09 | News In Brief

CHARLOTTE, NC—Dawning horror tinged with self-loathing crept slowly over the face of claims adjuster Robert Pettlebaum, 42, as he... more»
World-Weary Sigh Emanates From Next Bathroom Stall

issue 4544 | 10.29.09 | News In Brief

SCHAUMBURG, IL—A deep, drawn-out, world-weary sigh emanated from an occupied bathroom stall at a local office building Monday,... more»
Japanese Businessman Found Hiding On Golf Course Thinks Mid-'80s Economic Boom Still Going On

issue 4541 | 10.06.09 | News In Photos
Fly On Wall Can’t Believe They're Restructuring Entire West Coast Division

issue 4540 | 09.29.09 | News In Photos
Sexy Career Woman To Take Hot Bath After Stressful Day

issue 4539 | 09.25.09 | News

NEW YORK—Following a particularly stressful day at her high-powered job, sultry career woman Jessica Barrett, 34, announced Tuesday she would... more»
Job Became Completely Humiliating So Gradually Area Man Barely Noticed

issue 4538 | 09.19.09 | News

CHICAGO—"Now that I think about it, a lot of little things have sort of slowly added up, like when they reduced my lunch hour to 30 minutes... more»
Why Are We Working Late?

issue 4538 | 09.16.09 | Statshot
Ruthless, Powerful CEO Has Become Very Thing He Loves Most

issue 4535 | 08.29.09 | News In Photos
Let Me Show You Our New Line Of Bullshit

issue 4535 | 08.25.09 | Commentary

Excuse me, sir, I couldn't help but notice you checking out our bullshit section over here. Now, most of the people that come in here don't... more»
We've Got Some Great News For Those Employees Who Hate Our 401(k) Matching Program

issue 4532 | 08.06.09 | Commentary

Here at Lowell's Cleaning Services, our greatest asset is our employees. We're always striving to make our company stronger, and we try to... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

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Increasingly Horrified Man Listens To Self Explain What He Does For A Living

World-Weary Sigh Emanates From Next Bathroom Stall

Japanese Businessman Found Hiding On Golf Course Thinks Mid-'80s Economic Boom Still Going On

Fly On Wall Can’t Believe They're Restructuring Entire West Coast Division

Sexy Career Woman To Take Hot Bath After Stressful Day

Job Became Completely Humiliating So Gradually Area Man Barely Noticed

Why Are We Working Late?

Ruthless, Powerful CEO Has Become Very Thing He Loves Most

Let Me Show You Our New Line Of Bullshit

We've Got Some Great News For Those Employees Who Hate Our 401(k) Matching Program

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