We have breaking news that's sending shock
waves through the international community.
Ugandan Ambassador Kakini Mtambi
has seized control of the United Nations
and has declared himself
Secretary General for life.
Brett Altman is live on the scene.
Brett, what is
the situation like there?
It's extremely tense Brandon.
There's no telling what a madman
like Mtambi will do.
As Secretary General,
he has the ability to do anything,
from outline the U.N.'s year long goals
to propose agenda items for
consideration by the security council.
I can't imagine what it must be like
for those ambassadors inside,
having no idea what this maniac
will decide to place
on the preliminary list of matters
to be included in the provision dockets.
It's terrifying-
- Brett, Brett, we've just secured
a cell phone video taken
inside the U.N.
United Nations, in accordance with article
four, section 3A of the human charter,
I hereby strongly encourage member
nations to consider proposal 3A
in U.N. resolution 1
which outlines the five reasons
member states should be
overwrought by every whim.
Well, he's obviously power man.
- Chilling words, Brandon.
But what's worse, Mtambi has also
submitted a formal request
seeking authorization for military
action against the U.S. and China.
Now, the two nations have repeatedly
vetoed them. - Well, thank God for that.
But if Mtambi can convince the General
Assembly to amend the U.N.'s charter
and remove those two nations
from the security council,
those troops could be deployed
within two to five years.
Well, that's truly a frightening prospect.
Is Mtombi untouchable?
Well, almost. There's always a chance
that Mtombi might abandon his post
of Secretary General, if he finds
a more powerful position,
like being the mayor of a small town
or coaching a little league team.
Brett, I want to thank you very much.
I know it's very tense down there.
Absolutely. Thank you.
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