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A number of representatives have voiced their opposition to HR8768, which would appropriate $2 to my home state of Virginia for a toll reconstruction project. And as I've sat listening to them, I couldn't help but think of the memory of my son, Army Private First Class, James Whittle. James was killed in Iraq in 2 while fighting for this nation's freedom. I know James would want me to fight to see this bill passed. James loved toll roads. He would have loved to see this one built but he never will, because he died on a battle field in Iraq, nearly six years ago. Now, there has been some talk that this project is too expensive, mostly from representatives whose children are still alive. If they knew what it was like to lose the most precious thing they have in the world, those representatives would understand why this toll road is so, very important. I love my dead son. The only chance I get to hear his voice now is in my dreams. Like the one I had last night. I was driving down I89 when I came to a toll both, and in that toll booth was my son. He smiled and said, I'm so happy here in this toll both. I'm so glad HR8768 passed. And I said, me too son. Me too. As many of you know, I carry a piece of my son's bloodied uniform with me whenever I'm here at the capital. When I have it with me, I feel James's spirit and strength guiding me. And so today I hear the argument that the toll road highway will be built through undeveloped land, promoting unchecked development, and degrading the pristine environment in the area, and to that I say, my son died in a war. I would also like to take this time to voice my strong approval for writer 8938, which would allow for the construction of the private James Whittle memorial of Gonquid Indian Gaming Casino. Still Ahead: Q&A With A Historic Mississippi River Steamboat