I'm Michael Koe, filling
in for Clifford Banes
who knows too much
and can't trust anyone.
Well, Joe Biden's big mouth is
getting him in trouble again.
Yesterday the Gaffe
prone Vice President
made headlines by sneezing during a
policy summit at the White House.
Is this type of out of control behavior
hurting the administration?
Yeah, well, Biden's known
for going off strip.
But this is an all time low.
- Exactly!
We're at a major event, cameras
are rolling, and you sneeze?
What was he thinking?
- It was so off miss!
You cannot sneeze like that!
The world is watching!
I don't see how Biden could think
a sneeze like that is appropriate.
Well, he doesn't think, that's it.
-That's right.
The editorial page of
The Wall Street Journal,
which was devoted entirely, today,
to the sneezing incident,
has said that Biden is unfit to
hold office. - I'll say!
But I do think the sneeze is
not going to have any major
repercussions because
people expect it.
Biden is just a court jester.
He exists to be laughed at.
He's representing the
United States of America.
I don't even know why
he was there, frankly.
Well, supposedly, to discuss a new
anti-poverty initiative that he created.
Oh, please!
Duncan, now you've been blogging
extensively about the sneeze
since it first happened, and you
say task of defending Biden
is going to fall on Obama.
- Exactly.
You really have to
hand it to Obama
because he handled this very well.
- He did.
He simply said, "God bless you." and he
moved on like it didn't even matter.
But you know in private
that he was furious.
He could get a Big Mouth Billy Bass
to do a better job!
I mean, it's a stupid,
stupid error from a
a half human, spit
spewing gaffe machine,
but it's an error, nonetheless.
Leaders of China and Russia
are seeing the footage
and they are thinking that we
are weak, and we are foolish.
Well, this is all coming just two
weeks after the incident
of Biden stopping to
tie his shoes during
the international conference
on renewable energies.
You know what,
people are fed up!
They are thinking,
"Why is he doing that?"
Why does he think that that's OK?
- Go do your job, stupid!
This isn't day camp.
And then there's the now
infamous clip of Biden
at the high speed rail
press conference.
Look at that,
blink, blink, blink.
He's completely off message.
I can't even watch it,
it's infuriating.
Earth to Biden, life is not
a blinking contest!
It's our fault for voting
Obama into office
along side a half
retarded adult baby,
and then expected the baby not to whine,
and sneeze, and puke and shit.
And tie his god damn shoes in
the middle of the hallway!
The public doesn't want him
as Vice President anymore!
They want him beaten
and whipped in public!
He can sneeze on his own time!
Not when he's representing
the United States of America!
Let's hang him!
- Hurry, before we come to our senses!
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BUSH-ERA WHITE HOUSE TAPES
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