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For years now we've all heard the tragic stories of the child stories in Africa. But now children there are being exploited in a much more heartbreaking way. That's right. According to several human rights organizations young boys as young as seven years old are being kidnapped and forced into life as child politicians. And joining us here in the studio is one of those former child politicians, he's written this book "What I Saw: Memories of a Child Politician", Sheku Mohammed, and from UNICEF, Wesley Harbin. Thank you guys for being with us this morning. Wesley, help us understand this senseless cruelty. Well, it's hard for us to imagine Tracey, but in Africa, boys like Sheku are torn from their families, they're taken to training camps, and forced to run for government office against their will. - No. They're bound and gagged, they're given talking points. Politics is sad enough when it's just adults involved, but when you force children into that kind of activity, that's beyond disgusting. It is, these kids are marched off to villages where they go from house to house trying to get votes, shaking hands, complimenting the food at local restaurants. That's terrible! - They're forced to memorize the names of thousands of local sports teams. - My God. Sheku is this what happened to you? - Yes, they broke into my house. They threatened to rape my sisters unless I ran for the open seat in parliament in the Cambia district. I was only 11. - Unbelievable. As a mother, it just breaks my heart to see children like this. It was all horrible, all day and night waving, giving thumbs up. - Oh my goodness. I was never allowed to rest. - A former prime minister from Uganda, he's 12 now. He told me that his advisor would cut his arms with knives and pack cocaine into the wounds so that he would stay up for days on end talking to farmers about protecting their jobs. - No child should ever have to pander for votes like that. - On the campaign trail when I saw a baby, I just grabbed it and kissed it. I didn't care whose it was. So sad, you didn't have a choice. - I was lucky because I escaped, but most of my childhood friends are they're still partitions. And the victimization is not limited to boys. Young girls are often forced to become politicians' wives against their will. Made to wear elaborate hairdos, they have to stand next to their child politician husband smiling, but they're warned that if they speak they'll be killed. That's so sad. - The book again is, "What I Saw: Memories of a Child Politician". Go out and buy it. It will make you glad to be an American, won't it? Coming up after the break we're gonna find out how to tell if your husband's co-workers are sluts. Still Ahead This Hour... SAVE MONEY BY STROPPING YOUR DISPOSABLE RAZORS