via @TheOnion - New Live Poll Allows Pundits To Pander To Viewers In Real Time
I'm Gregory Dawson, filling
in for Clifford Banes
who's away protesting
gay marriage.
Today for the first time on In The Know
we're giving viewers
a chance at home,
to agree or disagree
with out panelists
comments using the
InstaPoll Tracker
on our website.
Panelists you'll see the
live results, right here,
in the studio.
Let's get started.
The dollar has posted incremental gains
against both the Pound and the Euro
in recent weeks, are things
looking up for the US economy?
Gregory, it's not that simple.
First off, the value of the dollar
is not a reliable indicator
of our fiscal health, alright?
There are a number
of factors involved.
Many of which will not become
apparent for years to come.
The long, short of it is that
things are going to get bad
before they get better.
I actually don't think the
situation is quite so grim.
I think that the
economy, actually,
is on the rebound.
- Yeah, I agree.
You know, I don't believe in
this gloom and doom stuff.
I think that the future
is very bright.
You know, as long as we all
pull up our boot straps...
Just to clarify, I did
not mean to say
that the economy
is in bad shape.
But didn't you just
say that you believe
it will continue
to get worse?
I believe you said that.
- Right.
Technically.
But what I meant to say, systematically...
- You know, the real reason that the economy
is doing better right
now is because
the hard working Americans...
-Yes. -Right!
...that are out there.
You know all of the
smart, resilient, hard working
Americans out there.
Who is going to pay for all these
government bailouts? - Yes!
That's our children.
Our poor, poor children.
C. Terrance, is the average American
losing faith in the economy?
Well Gregory, when
you come home
I'll open your post office box
and find a huge stack of bills.
It's discouraging.
Because bills are...
... such a discouraging...
...thing to find when you
open your post office box.
And that is not something
a person wants to find
when they open their
post office box.
Yes, in some ways...
- Very true, PO Box.
...the economy is like the
- Taking about the old PO box.
...post office box.
I have several post office boxes.
- Because post office box...
It's a PO box.
- Post office box.
It's like the mailbox.
- It's like... - Post office, box!
Duncan, could you
tell us some ways
that you think the economy
is doing badly, again?
Well, I was actually
discussing the economy
with my good friend, the
rapper, Kanye West.
Who is a personal
friend of mine.
And we visit frequently.
You know, I think you're
taking what I said,
earlier, out of context.
What I meant to say
was, that the economy
can only be...
...spurred into...
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