We've all heard that SPAM Email
is difficult to block
because so much of it
comes from overseas.
But according to a recent report,
as much as 9
may, in fact, come from
a single country,
the little known Eastern European
nation, of Koy4goff,
which has a
"SPAM based economy".
The State Department today
announced plans for economic sanctions
against Koy4goff to end
the tide of SPAM.
The sanctions would prohibit Koy4goff's
main exports,
cheap prescription pills,
ring tones,
penis enlargers,
and free iPods
from entering the U.S.
as long as the SPAM continues.
The Koy4goff government issued
a strongly worded statement
condemning the sanctions
and this morning,
at Affordable Paradise,
Koy4goff's capital city,
Prime Minister Justin Mike
spoke out against the measure.
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our way of life
and make ring ring
go away.
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your summer.
The Koy4goffian people
are decrying the sanctions, as well.
George Clooney, a Koy4goff
shop owner who makes his living
giving away free money now,
says, without SPAM
he would have no means
of advertising his service.
How else can I let people know
how to get $1
just like by signing up for great
offers on name brand products,
deliver it with easy
next day delivery?
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to order!
If the sanctions are upheld,
Clooney fears he may lose the business
that has been in his family
for three generations.
My grandfather opened this store because
he knew catwalk models
love grand prizes
at the pump,
luxury timepieces best quality.
And today, an Op-Ed in the
Affordable Paradise Daily Deal
read "I have a webcam
and want to make friends
with horny singles like me, but the
U.S. government is telling me I can't.
It is every person's right
to get into bed with local singles
and put your monster
inside her."
For now, Koy4goff can do
nothing but wait and see
how the U.S. will respond
to their pleas.
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In the event of an
economic crisis,
Koy4goff's neighboring nation
Popupistan has promised to send
and aid shipment of 5,
free X-boxes,
a free credit report,
and to help Koy4goff's citizens
find their old classmates.
Should Koy4goff ignore the sanctions
and continue shipping
products to America,
the U.S. State Department will
seek funding to construct a giant,
national trash can off
the coast of New York
where all the SPAM can be dumped
without even looking at it first.
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to play Aretha Franklin,
Grace Jones, and Nat King Cole,
in this year's bio pics.
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