Pakistani officials are
expressing outrage following
what many of the international
community are calling
the brutal and un-justified use of
Hillary Clinton against their nation.
Secretary of state Clinton hit Islamabad
at approximately nine AM yesterday,
as most civilians were starting their
work day or attending morning prayers.
Just hours after Clinton arrived,
the UN released a statement
condemning The United States, saying
''Under no circumstances is there ever
a justification for the preemptive
deployment of Hillary Clinton
anywhere by any country.''
Joining us now is Pakistan’s ambassador
to The United States, Hasam Amdiri.
Thank you for being here Mr. Ambassador.
Preliminary figures we have here are showing
over 5,
of Mrs. Clinton, and over a thousand
more may have suffered some exposure
to her inflexible hair and
pseudo-folksy hand gestures.
It's horrible. Innocent women and
even children had to endure her
stiffly rehearsed stories about
farmers she met who inspired her.
She was even sent into a hospital.
- That's awful.
Mr. Obama clearly regards our
people as beneath human dignity,
to have unleashed such a woman upon us.
- The Red Cross has set up camps
just across the Afghan border for
the tens of thousand of refugees
who fled their homes to avoid Mrs. Clinton.
- They were the lucky ones.
Many more were trapped inside the
Clintonized area, and could not escape
her clumsy attempts to relate to them.
- So people were caught completely unaware?
I'm afraid so.
The Hillary Clinton warning sirens
sounded just a few minutes before she hit.
It was too late
for most people.
They had to endure her
cacophonous fake laughter.
I'm just getting word that
the White House has released
the following statement:
''We reserve the right
to use Hillary Clinton in situations
where all other options have failed.''
Mr. Ambassador, this sounds
like a threatening tone.
It is horrible, the world must unite
against this act of naked aggression.
Let a thousand Hillary Clintons rain
down upon those responsible for this.
Alright Mr. Amdiri,
thank you very much for joining us.
Thank you.
- Intelligence reports have indicated that
Pakistan is developing
its own Hillary Clinton,
and that a Nida Alvi, a stiff,
humorless provincial representative,
could be ready to use against
a major U.S city as soon as 2
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