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Politics

Election Madness

November 15, 2000 | Issue 36•41

With Florida's results in doubt, several other states mulling recounts, and both Bush and Gore threatening legal action, the winner of the Nov. 7 presidential election has yet to be determined. What do you think?

Asian Man

Len Ruffin,
Meat Packer
"Gore should concede and let Bush have the presidency. After all, he's truly earned it."

Old Woman

Elaine Pasqua,
Homemaker
"I just hope they do a revote in my district. I'm pretty sure I accidentally voted for Leo Koepke for county clerk instead of Barb Shultz."

Young Woman

Bethany Aldrete,
Teacher
"The only clear mandate I see emerging from this election is that elderly Palm Beach Jews want an end to abortion and affirmative action."

Black Man

Donald Youmans,
Chiropractor
"Man, that Doris Kearns Goodwin must be wetting her pants over this."

Old Man

Andrew Deshaies,
Systems Analyst
"This has been an incredibly difficult time for me, not knowing whether to invest in Solarcorp or GloboPetrochemical."

Young Man

Patrick Bosio,
Auto Mechanic
"See, now this is why I don't vote."

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