Election Madness
With Florida's results in doubt, several other states mulling recounts, and both Bush and Gore threatening legal action, the winner of the Nov. 7 presidential election has yet to be determined. What do you think?
Len Ruffin,
Meat Packer
"Gore should concede and let Bush have the presidency. After all, he's truly earned it."
Elaine Pasqua,
Homemaker
"I just hope they do a revote in my district. I'm pretty sure I accidentally voted for Leo Koepke for county clerk instead of Barb Shultz."
Bethany Aldrete,
Teacher
"The only clear mandate I see emerging from this election is that elderly Palm Beach Jews want an end to abortion and affirmative action."
Donald Youmans,
Chiropractor
"Man, that Doris Kearns Goodwin must be wetting her pants over this."
Andrew Deshaies,
Systems Analyst
"This has been an incredibly difficult time for me, not knowing whether to invest in Solarcorp or GloboPetrochemical."
Patrick Bosio,
Auto Mechanic
"See, now this is why I don't vote."

