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Politics

Hillary In 2004?

January 31, 2001 | Issue 37•03

The 2000 presidential election is barely in the books, but talk has already turned to the possibility of Hillary Clinton making a White House run in 2004. What do you think?

Young Man

Rich Durban,
Machinist
"A woman president? What if she menstruates all over some important legislation?"

Old Woman

Annette Petersen,
Homemaker
"Hillary would make a great president. But she'd probably ask her girlfriends for advice, and I just don't trust that Sharon."

Black Man

Todd Tyler,
Systems Analyst
"She's got a good shot, so long as no one blows her up, causing her faceplate to fall off and revealing the gears and diodes beneath."

Asian Man

Bob Houdel,
Cashier
"Would she have female Secret Service agents? Because that'd be pretty sexy."

Old Man

Bob Van Eeghen,
Lawyer
"No, no–you don't understand: The 19th Amendment gives women the right to vote for a president, that's all."

Young Woman

Lisa Rinaldi,
Physical Therapist
"We could do worse. You know, like we always have."

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