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Senator Hillary?

February 24, 1999 | Issue 35•07

Last week, Hillary Clinton said she would give "careful thought" to running for a U.S. Senate seat in New York. What do you think about the prospect of a Senator Clinton?

Asian Man

Sanjay Seter,
Security Guard
"I don't know... If she wasn't woman enough for Bill, how can she satisfy an entire district?"

Young Woman

Sasha Higgins,
Caterer
"As a strong '90s woman, I feel Hillary should definitely run for the Senate. She could totally get back at Bill that way."

Old Woman

Felicia Griffin,
Florist
"Hillary can do anything she sets her mind to. Oh, wait. No, she can't—that's Oprah."

Black Man

Andrew Robinson,
Systems Analyst
"It'd be great. That way, she wouldn't have to stop lying for at least six more years."

Old Man

Donald Vaught,
Investment Banker
"I'm just not sure Hillary has the drive and ambition necessary for a career in politics."

Young Man

Paul Rice,
Driving Instructor
"I would have no moral problems voting for her. After all, I'm pretty sure she never gave oral sex to the president."

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