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McCain Captures Wild Delegates Roaming Western Plains

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delegate: A demented, often screaming individual who experiences intense arousal at the sight of a vertically printed placard bearing his or her state's name.

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Kerry Makes Whistle-Stop Tour From Deck Of Yacht

Kerry Makes Whistle-Stop Tour From Deck Of Yacht

LANCASTER, PA—Democratic frontrunner Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) began a seven-day, eight-state whistle-stop...

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May 09, 2008