Abortion

Abortion

Democrats

Republicans

  • Barack Obama

    Barack Obama

    Did some crazy shit in the '80's, not going to lie.

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  • Joe Biden

    Joe Biden

    Supports abortion, but only in cases when political life is in danger.

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  • John McCain

    John McCain

    Would strongly oppose any legislation that would allow fetuses to be removed from the womb, fed only watery rice porridge, and physically and mentally tortured for months on end.

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  • Sarah Palin

    Sarah Palin

    Will personally carry any unwanted fetuses to term.

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Third Party Candidates
  • Crebeckler

    Joad Cressbeckler

    Hasn't been told this exists for fear of riling him up.

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  • Ralph Nader

    Ralph Nader

    Probably caused more than a few with his precious seat belts.

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  • Bob Barr

    Bob Barr

    Believes that the removal of government regulations would foster competition, thus creating variety in the private market, from cheap back-alley clinics to five-star luxury abortion spas.

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Former Candidates
  • Hillary Clinton

    Hillary Clinton

    Has enforced at least two on Bill Clinton's other partners.

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  • Mike Huckabee

    Mike Huckabee

    Has a folksy little rhyme about the topic which would make it illegal in all 50 states and Puerto Rico.

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  • Ron Paul

    Ron Paul

    "I believe unwanted babies should be released into the wild, exactly how it was written in the Constitution 200 years ago."

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Nov 06, 2009