Bill Richardson

Bill Richardson
BILL richardson
Woman Or Minority:
Minority

Reason For Running:
Has been living on Dodd's couch since gambling away State House in '05

Candidate Most Comfortable Losing To:
Barack Obama

Notable Experience:
Served as President Of The United States Of America from 1989-1993

Forced to Publicly Apologize For:
As a child, his half-American side used to pay his half-Mexican side a substandard wage to clean his room

Key Issues

  • Health Care
    Would lead a group of Merry Men to Walgreens across the nation, stealing medication from the rich and giving to the poor
  • Iraq War
    Known for his fiscal responsibility, would immediately offset the cost of the Iraq war with a 53,000% increase in the cost of postage stamps.

  • Abortion

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  • Immigration

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  • Economy

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  • Climate

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  • Pakistaniran

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May 13, 2008