Campaign News

• Obama Warns He May Cease To Exist Unless America Believes In Him

  INDIANAPOLIS—Unless citizens throughout America keep him in their thoughts, say his name to themselves over and over, and otherwise believe...

  Oct 30, 2008 | News In Brief

• Unlicensed Plumber and Tax-Evader Endorses McCain

  Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, has publicly endorsed McCain. What do you think?

  Oct 29, 2008 | American Voices

• As Election Draws Near, Area Man Moves To All-Obama T-Shirt Rotation

  BURBANK, CA—After hearing the Democratic nominee call on his supporters not to let up in light of recent polls, Burbank resident Noah...

  Oct 29, 2008 | News In Brief

• What In The Heck's A Barack Obama?

  Just the other day, I was watching the TV, and I'll be damned if everyone didn't start talking 'bout this new thing called a "Barack Obama." Seems...

  Oct 29, 2008 | Commentary

• A Vote For My Husband Is A Vote For Me Not Breaking Your Fucking Neck

  Normally, I don't get out front and center like this in the media, preferring instead to support my husband from the sidelines and let the pundits...

  Oct 29, 2008 | Commentary

• 'I Would Make A Bad President,' Obama Says In Huge Campaign Blunder

  TALLAHASSEE, FL—"If McCain can find some way to exploit this miscue, it could have the potential to be a real game-changer," said Times reporter David Sanger.

  Oct 28, 2008 | News

• Report: Election May Come Down To Single Candidate

  WASHINGTON—According to a report released Monday by the New America Foundation, the race for the presidency could potentially culminate in...

  Oct 28, 2008 | News In Brief

• Bruce Springsteen Concert Totally Changes Area Man's Mind About Voting

  PHILADELPHIA—A recent Bruce Spring- steen free acoustic set on Philadelphia's Ben Franklin Parkway completely changed the mind of sales...

  Oct 28, 2008 | News In Brief

• Bob Barr On Two-Party System: "Waaah! Waaah!"

  In a speech delivered to a small group of supporters in Pennsylvania, Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr made a number of statements...

  Oct 27, 2008 | News In Brief

• Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience

  Obama's duties in the Spanish government will include collating documents, negotiating treaties, and presiding over national days of mourning.

  Oct 27, 2008 | Video