Campaign News

• Bill Clinton Starts Own Presidential School

  NEW YORK—Former president Bill Clinton announced Wednesday the opening of the Bill Clinton President School, a four-day training program...

  Oct 27, 2008 | News In Brief

• Americans Voting Early

  So far, more than 5 million people have cast their ballots in states where early voting is available. What do you think?

  Oct 27, 2008 | American Voices

• Lieberman's Overlords Most Displeased

  EIGHT MILES BENEATH THE EARTH’S SURFACE—According to reports from deep within the secret underground lair of the Tributon IV Project, the...

  Oct 26, 2008 | News In Brief

• Cindy McCain Claims She’s ‘Just Like Any Other Female Human’

  Despite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy.

  Oct 26, 2008 | Video

• Ron Paul Promises To Return When Country Needs Him Most

  WASHINGTON—After piling the last of his Campaign for Liberty signs in the back of a beat-up Ford truck Thursday, Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) once...

  Oct 24, 2008 | News In Brief

• Palin Family Just Sitting Around Living Room Eating Jerky

  Oct 24, 2008 | Radio

• Candidates Annoyed To Have To Take Stance On Zinc Mining

  WINONA, MO—After learning about the importance of zinc mining to residents in the crucial swing state of Missouri, presidential candidates...

  Oct 23, 2008 | News In Brief

• Palin Charged Children's Travel To State

  According to an investigation by the Associated Press, Sarah Palin charged the state of Alaska for trips her children took with her, later amending...

  Oct 23, 2008 | American Voices

• McCain Blasts Obama As Out Of Touch In Burma-Shave-Style Billboard Campaign

  RAPID CITY, SD—John McCain escalated his attacks on Obama's leadership credentials Tuesday by endorsing a series of rhyming...

  Oct 22, 2008 | News In Brief

• What Else Is On The Ballot?

  Oct 22, 2008 | Statshot