Campaign News

• Zogby Poll: John Zogby Coolest Dude In America

  WASHINGTON—In a poll taken by Zogby International, 100 percent of respondents agreed that American pollster John Zogby is the coolest dude in...

  Oct 22, 2008 | News In Brief

• Obama Advertising In Video Games

  Barack Obama's presidential campaign has begun advertising in video games like Guitar Hero and Madden NFL 09 in the weeks before the election. What...

  Oct 22, 2008 | American Voices

• Powerful Special Interest Group Momentarily Blanks On Agenda

  FAIRFAX, VA—After nearly 150 years spent unapologetically advocating for a single, unifying issue, the National Rifle Association—one...

  Oct 21, 2008 | News In Brief

• Powell Endorses Obama

  On Meet the Press this Sunday, former Bush cabinet member Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama for president. What do you think?

  Oct 21, 2008 | American Voices

• Fleet Of Alien Destroyers Demand Details Of Obama's Universal Health Care Plan

  Oct 20, 2008 | Radio

• John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

  Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom.

  Oct 19, 2008 | Video

• John McCain Not Going To Ask Cindy McCain Twice

  WASHINGTON—While traveling on his campaign bus yesterday, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) took a moment to forcefully reiterate his official...

  Oct 17, 2008 | News In Brief

• Southern Sheriff Pulls Over Obama Campaign Bus For Broken Taillight

  FOXWORTH, MS—Addressing him as "Barry," the sheriff told Obama that "someone 'bout his height, 'bout his skin color knocked out a Piggly Wiggly a coupla hours ago."

  Oct 17, 2008 | News

• No One Else But You Invited To Creepy Dave's Debate Party

  TEMPE, AZ—In a development that will soon leave you feeling uncomfortable and slightly scared, sources have reported that you, and only you,...

  Oct 15, 2008 | News In Brief

• Poll: 85% Of Americans Would Like To See Candidates Compete In Funny Obstacle Course

  WASHINGTON—According to a USA Today–Gallup poll released Monday, as many as 85 percent of Americans strongly wish to see Sens. Barack...

  Oct 15, 2008 | News In Brief