Christopher Dodd

Christopher Dodd
Christopher Dodd
Eyebrows:
Peter Gallaghery

Biggest Fear:
That the guys down at work find out he's running for President

Nickname:
"Ol' Never-Gonna-Be-President"

Current Job:
Is somehow the less-exciting Senator from Connecticut

Biggest Disadvantage:
Not even wife knows who he is

Key Issues

  • Health Care
    "The health care crisis in this country requires an immediate resolution, which is why I strongly reaffirm my support for establishing camps in remote areas of the Dakotas where organs are harvested from the still-living."
  • Iraq War
    Opposes it. Original vote for the war was just Dodd goofing around.

  • Abortion

    Position being drafted.

  • Immigration

    Position being drafted.

  • Economy

    Position being drafted.

  • Climate

    Position being drafted.

  • Pakistaniran

    Position being drafted.


May 13, 2008