Climate

Climate

Democrats

Republicans

  • Barack Obama

    Barack Obama

    Has an extensive five-year plan to charm climate back to normal temperatures.

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  • John McCain

    John McCain

    Is against any kind of change at all.

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  • Sarah Palin

    Sarah Palin

    Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.

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Third Party Candidates
  • Crebeckler

    Joad Cressbeckler

    Believes God has been controlling the weather all along, no need to mess things up.

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  • Bob Barr

    Bob Barr

    Believes that hurricanes, if given the right economic incentives, could be persuaded not to strike the American coastline.

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  • Cynthia McKinney

    Cynthia McKinney

    Only thing she thinks about ever, and she does so constantly.

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Former Candidates
  • Hillary Clinton

    Hillary Clinton

    Will double education spending so that our children will be ready to deal with the problem once it gets really bad.

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  • Mike Huckabee

    Mike Huckabee

    Is unconcerned with climate change since the Rapture is due in 2012.

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  • Ron Paul

    Ron Paul

    Believes that the Earth's climate should be afforded the liberty to act and express itself as it desires unencumbered by any forms of governmental regulation.

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Nov 21, 2009