Joe Biden

Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Reason For Running:
in a rut, career-wise

Campaign Strategy:
Lose

Biggest Vulnerability:
By now, media attention may startle him

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Key Issues

  • Health Care
    Proposes health care punch card system that would make your fifth visit to the emergency room free.
  • Iraq War
    Would partition country into three sectarian regions, wait 28 years, then tear down partitions in triumph for democracy.

  • Abortion

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  • Immigration

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  • Economy

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  • Climate

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  • Pakistaniran

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May 13, 2008