John Edwards

John Edwards
John Edwards
Greatest Strength:
Notable 'ding' sound when smiling

Campaign Slogan:
"You know what I like? America."

Favorite Curse Word:
Dang

Post-Campaign Plans:
Wrangler Jeans pitchman

Weaknesses:
Easily distracted by flashlight or salt lick

Rejected Political Slogan:
Vote for John Ed-Wins

Key Issues

  • Health Care
    "So here's what I believe - I believe every American has the right to not be sick because nobody - not your mother, not your neighbor, not your pastor - nobody likes to be sick. So that's the plan. No more sick. And that'll cost about 110 billion dollars a year."
  • Iraq War
    Opposed latest troop surge and would seek to withdraw troops within 18 months of President Hillary Clinton's first term.

  • Abortion

    Position being drafted.

  • Immigration

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  • Economy

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  • Climate

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  • Pakistaniran

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May 13, 2008