John McCain

John McCain
John McCain
Awards:
Distinguished Flying Cross (Vietnam War); Silver Star (World War II); Bronze Star (Crimean War)

Thoughts On Torture:
Doesn't support stuff he couldn't handle

Saturday Night Live Appearance:
Solid

Where He'd Be If Not Running For President:
Dead

Inspiring Example:
Co-sponsored a campaign finance act with Democrat Russ Feingold, the aim of which is to leave every campaigner as broke as McCain and Feingold

Key Issues

  • Health Care
    Supports universal health care for all current and former POWs.
  • Iraq War
    "The United States should no longer act as the world's police but instead as the world's stripper, dressed as the police."
  • Abortion
    Would strongly oppose any legislation that would allow fetuses to be removed from the womb, fed only watery rice porridge, and physically and mentally tortured for months on end.
  • Immigration
    Supports a path to legalization because Latinos are one of the few ethnic groups that don't appear in the senator's recurring nightmares.
  • Economy
    "Once we win this ideological war on radical Islamic extremism which will rage for thousands of years, then we will concentrate on the economy."
  • Climate
    Is against any kind of change at all.
  • Pakistaniran
    Will not meet with with leaders of unfriendly states, unless it's to give them a head's up that the United States is about to bomb them.


May 14, 2008