Mike Huckabee

Key Issues

• Health Care
  "I believe that life begins at conception, but doesn't end at birth. It ends on March 27, 2012."
• Iraq War
  Supports God's decision to tell Bush to invade.
• Abortion
  Has a folksy little rhyme about the topic which would make it illegal in all 50 states and Puerto Rico.
• Immigration
  Supports an immigration plan that will allow Jesus back into America.
• Economy
  "Shucks, to me, the economy is just a bunch of fancy numbers and Washington politics."
• Climate
  Is unconcerned with climate change since the Rapture is due in 2012.
• Pakistaniran
  Believes strongly in getting around to learning a bit about foreign affairs.