Foreign Affairs

Foreign Affairs

Democrats

Republicans

  • Barack Obama

    Barack Obama

    Guarantees improved relations with Kenya, Indonesia, Hawaii, and Illinois.

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  • Joe Biden

    Joe Biden

    Two, including magical night in south of Spain.

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  • John McCain

    John McCain

    Will not meet with with leaders of unfriendly states, unless it's to give them a head's up that the United States is about to bomb them.

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  • Sarah Palin

    Sarah Palin

    Boasts strong relationships made over the years with numerous dignitaries from the continental United States.

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Third Party Candidates
  • Cynthia McKinney

    Cynthia McKinney

    Would heal rifts caused by the Bush administration by immediately rebranding the "Axis of Evil" as the "Axis of Friends We Haven't Met Yet."

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Former Candidates
  • Hillary Clinton

    Hillary Clinton

    Voted to require 15 minutes' extra diplomacy before launching airstrikes.

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  • Mike Huckabee

    Mike Huckabee

    Believes strongly in getting around to learning a bit about foreign affairs.

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  • Ron Paul

    Ron Paul

    Says we should bring back all soldiers currently serving overseas, and make them return all the money we paid them.

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Jul 04, 2009