Ron Paul

Ron Paul
Ron Paul
Vulnerability:
People may decide they like roads

Money Raised:
$18 million in gold, canned beans, rum, and storage mattresses

Preferred Campaign Transportation:
Blimp

Economic Policy:
Favors absolute minimum taxation so citizens have more money to give to his campaign

Most Questionable Campaign Incident:
Burning American flag to prove "it's no big deal"

Key Issues

  • Health Care
    As a physician himself, and a fervent believer in individual self-determination, advocates just toughing it out with a rag in your mouth.
  • Iraq War
    Opposes it for some complicated libertarian reason best explained in a rambling, discursive way by your office I.T. guy.
  • Abortion
    "I believe unwanted babies should be released into the wild, exactly how it was written in the Constitution 200 years ago."
  • Immigration
    Believes that the market, on its own, will achieve a natural equilibrium between foreigners' demand for illegal entry into the country and Americans' supply of rifles and ammunition.
  • Economy
    Would get rid of the economy.
  • Climate
    Believes that the Earth's climate should be afforded the liberty to act and express itself as it desires unencumbered by any forms of governmental regulation.
  • Pakistaniran
    Says we should bring back all soldiers currently serving overseas, and make them return all the money we paid them.


Nov 07, 2009