Rudy Giuliani

Rudy Giuliani
Rudy
Favorite Way To Relax:
Long strolls through piles of smoking rubble and twisted metal

Awards:
Named both Time and Lisp Monthly's Man of the Year in 2001

Religion:
Pretty shitty Roman Catholic

Favorite Wife:
#2

Vision For America's Future:
Equal parts Disney stores and hunter-killer drones

Personality:
Is only likable for a few brief moments after something large and important collapses

Key Issues

  • Health Care
    Supports universal health care for everyone except his bitch ex-wives.
  • Iraq War
    Plans to stick it out until he finds a prettier, younger country to invade.

  • Abortion

    Position being drafted.

  • Immigration

    Position being drafted.

  • Economy

    Position being drafted.

  • Climate

    Position being drafted.

  • Pakistaniran

    Position being drafted.


Nov 08, 2009