On Aug. 11 the Kansas Board of Education approved new science standards which de-emphasize the teaching of evolution. What do you think of this controversial decision?
"What? You've got to be kidding me! Kansas has schools?"
William J. Rubin • Robotics Technician
"I don't want my kids learning none of that 'devilution' or about, um, the… 'sin bang.' Give me a minute. I can do better."
Annie Kaplan • Real Estate Agent
"Evolution? I know it's true from personal experience. I used to be a butterfly."
Julia Snyder-Barnes • Typesetter
"Listen here. My ancestors weren't no monkey-fuckers."
Marty LaFarge • Flooring Installer
"As a Kansan, I just ask myself, 'WWJD?' I figure he'd want to wear white button-up shirts, drink beer, cheer the Jayhawks, and set education in this state back about 100 years."
Stan Crouse • Appliance Repairer
"I choose to believe in the unambiguous facts yielded by astronomy, geology, paleontology, history and common sense. Forgive me,
Paul Bromfield • Systems Analyst