Advice

Ask A Man With A Russian Accent Trying To Convince You To Go To An Ecstasy Party

ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•09 | 03.03.11 | Advice

Dear Man With A Russian Accent Trying To Convince You To Go To An Ecstasy Party, My next-door neighbor has something of an in-house menagerie. Between his three dogs and several tropical birds, things can get pretty noisy. I very much believe in ... more»
Ask A Travel Agent Trying To Hold On To His Last Client

ISSUE 46•48 | 11.30.10 | Advice

Dear Travel Agent Trying To Hold On To His Last Client, Nothing would make me happier than finally organizing my garage, but the back wall is cluttered with dozens of old, half-empty cans of paint and wood stain. Getting rid of these eyesores would... more»
Ask A Man Who Bought A Wrestling Pay-Per-View That's Not Showing Up On The Screen For Some Reason

ISSUE 46•42 | 10.21.10 | Advice

Dear Man Who Bought A Wrestling Pay-Per-View That's Not Showing Up On The Screen For Some Reason, I just got hired at a new job and I want to show I'm a team player. The only problem is my good friend from high school has a wedding coming up, and I... more»
Ask A Guy Who's Not Doing The Gig For Less Than $200

ISSUE 46•34 | 08.26.10 | Advice

Dear Guy Who's Not Doing The Gig For Less Than $200, I recently witnessed a car accident and was asked to give my account of what happened to police at the scene. Trying to be helpful, I also shared my contact information with the man whose car was... more»
Ask A Man's Thoughts During A Moment Of Silence For Our Troops

ISSUE 46•21 | 05.27.10 | Advice

Dear Man's Thoughts During A Moment Of Silence For Our Troops, It's summertime and you know what that means: Mosquitoes are back! They keep me up all night buzzing in my ears, and in the morning I'm covered in bites. If I kill one, it seems like t... more»
Ask A High School English Teacher Pressed Into Duty As The JV Basketball Coach After The Previous Coach Abruptly Resigned

ISSUE 46•04 | 01.28.10 | Advice

We have a problem at my house. I know these are tough economic times, but my wife pinches too many pennies when she buys groceries. more»
Ask The Online Reviews Of A New Tex-Mex Restaurant

ISSUE 45•45 | 11.05.09 | Advice

Dear The Online Reviews Of A New Tex-Mex Restaurant, For the past six weeks, my husband and I have been remodeling our master... more»
Ask A College Professor Having Trouble With The Audiovisual Equipment

ISSUE 45•36 | 09.01.09 | Advice

Dear College Professor Having Trouble With The Audiovisual Equipment, Our son is at sleepaway camp this week, and I think he's... more»
Ask A Wife Helping Her Husband Back A Camper Into A Park Site

ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 45•20 | 05.14.09 | Advice

Dear Wife Helping Her Husband Back a Camper into a Park Site, My parents are getting to that age when they need a little more... more»
Ask A Wise Old Navajo Man Who Could Really Go For A Hamburger Right Now

ISSUE 45•06 | 02.05.09 | Advice

Dear Wise Old Navajo Man Who Could Really Go For A Hamburger Right Now, My husband and I take lots of vacations together. It... more»
Ask A Guy Who Knows A Little Bit About Dealing With These Lawyer Types

ISSUE 44•48 | 11.26.08 | Advice

Dear Guy Who Knows A Little Bit About Dealing With These Lawyer Types, Christmas is coming up, and once again, I'm at a total... more»
Ask A Girl Whose Boyfriend Went To Six Flags With Someone Else

ISSUE 44•24 | 06.11.08 | Advice

Dear Girl Whose Boyfriend Went To Six Flags With Someone Else, I have a problem with my landlord. Most renters can't get their... more»
Ask A 1920s Baseball Fan

ISSUE 44•11 | 03.12.08 | Advice

Frenchy Steinetz is a syndicated columnist whose weekly advice column, "Ask A 1920s Baseball Fan," appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask The Stage Directions To Tennessee Williams' Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

ISSUE 48•14 ISSUE 44•26 ISSUE 44•06 | 02.07.08 | Advice

The stage directions from Tennessee Williams' Cat On A Hot Tin Roof is a syndicated columnist whose weekly advice column, Ask The stage directions to Tennessee Williams' Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask A Man Who's Jowl-Deep In Phyllis Diller's Pussy

ISSUE 41•37 | 09.14.05 | Advice

A Man Who's Jowl-Deep In Phyllis Diller's Pussy has been a syndicated advice columnist since 1979. His column appears in over 250 papers nationwide. more»
Ask A 7-Year-Old With A New Joke Book

ISSUE 41•18 | 05.04.05 | Advice

Danny Geppert is a syndicated columnist whose weekly advice column, Ask A 7-Year-Old With A New Joke Book, appears in more than 250 papers nationwide. more»
Ask A Guy Who's Been Avoiding You

ISSUE 41•12 | 03.23.05 | Advice

Barry Turner is a syndicated columnist whose weekly advice column, Ask A Guy Who's Been Avoiding You, appears in more than 250 papers nationwide. more»
Ask A Guy Who Just Ran, Like, Nine Blocks

ISSUE 40•31 | 08.04.04 | Advice

Doug Cook is a syndicated advice columnist whose column, Ask A Guy Who Just Ran, Like, Nine Blocks, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask A Jostens Class-Ring Salesman

ISSUE 48•09 ISSUE 40•22 | 06.02.04 | Advice

Terry Feldon is a syndicated columnist whose weekly advice column, Ask A Jostens Class-Ring Salesman, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask Kenneth Cole

ISSUE 40•10 | 03.10.04 | Advice

Kenneth Cole is a syndicated columnist whose weekly advice column, Ask Kenneth Cole, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask A '60s Horror-Movie Radio Spot

ISSUE 40•04 | 01.28.04 | Advice

A '60s Horror-Movie Radio Spot is a syndicated advice columnist whose weekly column, Ask A '60s Horror-Movie Radio Spot, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask A Man Who's Had One Hell Of A Long Day

ISSUE 39•36 | 09.17.03 | Advice

Arnold Cardwell is a syndicated advice columnist whose column, Ask A Man Who's Had One Hell Of A Long Day, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask The Back Of A Gourmet Potato Chip Bag

ISSUE 39•26 | 07.09.03 | Advice

Gourmet Potato Chip Bag is a syndicated advice columnist whose weekly column, Ask The Back Of A Gourmet Potato Chip Bag, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask A Bride And Groom's Self-Penned Wedding Vows

ISSUE 46•27 ISSUE 39•02 | 01.22.03 | Advice

Kris and Shauna are a recently married couple whose syndicated advice column, Ask A Bride And Groom's Self-Penned Wedding Vows, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask A Third Party Candidate

ISSUE 38•39 | 10.23.02 | Advice

Edgar Mayo Jr. is a syndicated columnist whose weekly advice column, Ask A Third Party Candidate, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask The Dauphin

ISSUE 38•35 | 09.26.02 | Advice

Crown Prince Phillippe Charles Louis François Leopold Auguste is a syndicated advice columnist whose column, Ask The Dauphin, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask Popular Mechanics, March 1947

ISSUE 38•25 | 07.17.02 | Advice

Popular Mechanics, March 1947, is a syndicated advice columnist whose weekly column, Ask Popular Mechanics, March 1947, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask Raymond Carver

ISSUE 38•18 | 05.15.02 | Advice

Raymond Carver is a syndicated columnist whose weekly advice column, Ask Raymond Carver, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask A Guy Trying To Describe What He Saw On Nova Last Night

ISSUE 38•13 | 04.10.02 | Advice

Wayne Paulk is a syndicated advice columnist whose weekly column, Ask A Guy Trying To Describe What He Saw On Nova Last Night, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»
Ask A High-School Student Who Didn't Do The Required Reading

ISSUE 37•41 | 11.14.01 | Advice

Randy Friel is a high-school student whose syndicated advice column, Ask A High-School Student Who Didn't Do The Required Reading, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide. more»

Advice

Ask A Man With A Russian Accent Trying To Convince You To Go To An Ecstasy Party

Ask A Travel Agent Trying To Hold On To His Last Client

Ask A Man Who Bought A Wrestling Pay-Per-View That's Not Showing Up On The Screen For Some Reason

Ask A Guy Who's Not Doing The Gig For Less Than $200

Ask A Man's Thoughts During A Moment Of Silence For Our Troops

Ask A High School English Teacher Pressed Into Duty As The JV Basketball Coach After The Previous Coach Abruptly Resigned

Ask The Online Reviews Of A New Tex-Mex Restaurant

Ask A College Professor Having Trouble With The Audiovisual Equipment

Ask A Wife Helping Her Husband Back A Camper Into A Park Site

Ask A Wise Old Navajo Man Who Could Really Go For A Hamburger Right Now

Ask A Guy Who Knows A Little Bit About Dealing With These Lawyer Types

Ask A Girl Whose Boyfriend Went To Six Flags With Someone Else

Ask A 1920s Baseball Fan

Ask The Stage Directions To Tennessee Williams' Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Ask A Man Who's Jowl-Deep In Phyllis Diller's Pussy

Ask A 7-Year-Old With A New Joke Book

Ask A Guy Who's Been Avoiding You

Ask A Guy Who Just Ran, Like, Nine Blocks

Ask A Jostens Class-Ring Salesman

Ask Kenneth Cole

Ask A '60s Horror-Movie Radio Spot

Ask A Man Who's Had One Hell Of A Long Day

Ask The Back Of A Gourmet Potato Chip Bag

Ask A Bride And Groom's Self-Penned Wedding Vows

Ask A Third Party Candidate

Ask The Dauphin

Ask Popular Mechanics, March 1947

Ask Raymond Carver

Ask A Guy Trying To Describe What He Saw On Nova Last Night

Ask A High-School Student Who Didn't Do The Required Reading

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