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Ask A High School English Teacher Pressed Into Duty As The JV Basketball Coach After The Previous Coach Abruptly Resigned
We have a problem at my house. I know these are tough economic times, but my wife pinches too many pennies when she buys groceries.
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For the past six weeks, my husband and I have been remodeling our master...
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Dear College Professor Having Trouble With The Audiovisual Equipment,
Our son is at sleepaway camp this week, and I think he's...
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My parents are getting to that age when they need a little more...
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My husband and I take lots of vacations together. It...
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Dear Guy Who Knows A Little Bit About Dealing With These Lawyer Types,
Christmas is coming up, and once again, I'm at a total...
Ask A Girl Whose Boyfriend Went To Six Flags With Someone Else
Dear Girl Whose Boyfriend Went To Six Flags With Someone Else,
I have a problem with my landlord. Most renters can't get their...
Ask A 1920s Baseball Fan
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