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Disney Unveils Plans For ‘Immersive’ Star Wars Hotel

Disney has announced plans for an immersive Star Wars hotel featuring ship-themed room designs and interactive role-playing scenarios for guests. What do you think?

  • “And yet no one wants to spend the night in my Star Wars-themed bedroom.”

    Ken Jalali Cable Weaver
  • “I’m for any world that takes me out of this one.”

    Adam Marfield Storage Mogul
  • “No thanks. Motel 6 is cheaper and you see much weirder, scarier characters.”

    Michelle Vernon Unemployed

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