The Chinese release of “Alien: Covenant” reportedly omits a gay kiss scene, along with the majority of the movie’s violence and even appearances by its aliens. What do you think?
“Sounds like they got the whole film down to a brisk seven minutes.”Julia Richie Jukebox Mechanic
“China just understands that sexual tension between two characters is way more arousing if you leave it unresolved.”David Stanton Concert Bootlegger
“I knew I should’ve just seen this at my local multiplex rather than booking a round trip to Guangzhou.”Jeff Miller Footprint Analyzer