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China Censors Gay Kiss In ‘Alien: Covenant’

The Chinese release of “Alien: Covenant” reportedly omits a gay kiss scene, along with the majority of the movie’s violence and even appearances by its aliens. What do you think?

  • “Sounds like they got the whole film down to a brisk seven minutes.”

    Julia Richie Jukebox Mechanic
  • “China just understands that sexual tension between two characters is way more arousing if you leave it unresolved.”

    David Stanton Concert Bootlegger
  • “I knew I should’ve just seen this at my local multiplex rather than booking a round trip to Guangzhou.”

    Jeff Miller Footprint Analyzer

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