Fulgencio Puts A Ring On It!Commentary • ISSUE 49•13 • Mar 26, 2013 By Jean Teasdale – A Room Of Jean's Own
Hi, In The Past 2 Years, You Have Allowed Me To Kill 70,000 PeopleCommentary • ISSUE 49•13 • Mar 25, 2013 By Bashar al-Assad
The Time For Watered-Down And Effectively Meaningless Gun Laws Is NowCommentary • ISSUE 49•12 • Mar 20, 2013 By Senator Harry Reid (D-NV)
Find The Thing You're Most Passionate About, Then Do It On Nights And Weekends For The Rest Of Your LifeCommentary • ISSUE 49•12 • Mar 20, 2013 By David Ferguson
I Am Old And Confused And Paralyzed With Sexual FrustrationCommentary • ISSUE 49•11 • Mar 15, 2013 By Pope Francis I
Sometimes I Wonder What Life Would Be Like If I Hadn’t Turned Down ‘Star Wars’ And Thrown Natalie Wood Off That BoatCommentary • ISSUE 49•11 • Mar 13, 2013 By Christopher Walken
Look, It’s Come Down To This: Either I Have To Murder John Boehner Or He Has To Murder MeCommentary • ISSUE 49•09 • Mar 1, 2013 By Barack Obama, 44th President Of The United States
Being Pope Was Great, But You Can’t Play Make-Believe ForeverCommentary • ISSUE 49•09 • Feb 28, 2013 By Benedict XVI
The Thrill Of Constantly Collapsing Gets Me OffCommentary • ISSUE 49•09 • Feb 28, 2013 By The U.S. Economy
While I'm Glad I Won, I Personally Believe Abraham Lincoln Deserved To DieCommentary • ISSUE 49•08 • Feb 24, 2013 By Daniel Day-Lewis
The Execution Of Mentally Retarded Individuals Such As Myself Runs Against Our Society's Most Fundamental Moral PrinciplesCommentary • ISSUE 49•08 • Feb 20, 2013 By Warren Lee Hill
Get Me To A Hospital, I Think I Just Swallowed Some VenomCommentary • ISSUE 49•08 • Feb 19, 2013 By A Cobra
I Slapped A Crying Child And Called Him A Nigger And I’m The Bad Guy?Commentary • ISSUE 49•08 • Feb 19, 2013 By Joe Hundley
It Sure Has Been A While Since 'The Tonight Show' Did A Judge Ito JokeCommentary • ISSUE 49•07 • Feb 12, 2013 By Lance Ito, Superior Court Judge, Los Angeles County
Look, I'm Just Going To Say It: I Collect Antique Nazi MemorabiliaCommentary • ISSUE 49•06 • Feb 5, 2013 By Barack Obama, 44th President Of The United States
When Will These Senseless Gun Debates Come To An End?Commentary • ISSUE 49•05 • Jan 28, 2013 By Wayne LaPierre, NRA CEO
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 YearsCommentary • ISSUE 49•04 • Jan 23, 2013 By Donald Trump
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Fulgencio Puts A Ring On It!
Hi, In The Past 2 Years, You Have Allowed Me To Kill 70,000 People
The Time For Watered-Down And Effectively Meaningless Gun Laws Is Now
Find The Thing You're Most Passionate About, Then Do It On Nights And Weekends For The Rest Of Your Life
I Am Old And Confused And Paralyzed With Sexual Frustration
Sometimes I Wonder What Life Would Be Like If I Hadn’t Turned Down ‘Star Wars’ And Thrown Natalie Wood Off That Boat
Let's Talk About How Fast I Can Run
Wait, Why Can't We Eat Other People Again?
Look, It’s Come Down To This: Either I Have To Murder John Boehner Or He Has To Murder Me
Being Pope Was Great, But You Can’t Play Make-Believe Forever
The Thrill Of Constantly Collapsing Gets Me Off
While I'm Glad I Won, I Personally Believe Abraham Lincoln Deserved To Die
The Execution Of Mentally Retarded Individuals Such As Myself Runs Against Our Society's Most Fundamental Moral Principles
Get Me To A Hospital, I Think I Just Swallowed Some Venom
I Slapped A Crying Child And Called Him A Nigger And I’m The Bad Guy?
It Sure Has Been A While Since 'The Tonight Show' Did A Judge Ito Joke
Look, I'm Just Going To Say It: I Collect Antique Nazi Memorabilia
I'm Going To Make A Great Mom Someday
When Will These Senseless Gun Debates Come To An End?
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years