The Time For Watered-Down And Effectively Meaningless Gun Laws Is NowCommentary • ISSUE 49•12 • Mar 20, 2013 By Senator Harry Reid (D-NV)
Find The Thing You're Most Passionate About, Then Do It On Nights And Weekends For The Rest Of Your LifeCommentary • ISSUE 49•12 • Mar 20, 2013 By David Ferguson
I Am Old And Confused And Paralyzed With Sexual FrustrationCommentary • ISSUE 49•11 • Mar 15, 2013 By Pope Francis I
Sometimes I Wonder What Life Would Be Like If I Hadn’t Turned Down ‘Star Wars’ And Thrown Natalie Wood Off That BoatCommentary • ISSUE 49•11 • Mar 13, 2013 By Christopher Walken
Look, It’s Come Down To This: Either I Have To Murder John Boehner Or He Has To Murder MeCommentary • ISSUE 49•09 • Mar 1, 2013 By Barack Obama, 44th President Of The United States
Being Pope Was Great, But You Can’t Play Make-Believe ForeverCommentary • ISSUE 49•09 • Feb 28, 2013 By Benedict XVI
The Thrill Of Constantly Collapsing Gets Me OffCommentary • ISSUE 49•09 • Feb 28, 2013 By The U.S. Economy
While I'm Glad I Won, I Personally Believe Abraham Lincoln Deserved To DieCommentary • ISSUE 49•08 • Feb 24, 2013 By Daniel Day-Lewis
The Execution Of Mentally Retarded Individuals Such As Myself Runs Against Our Society's Most Fundamental Moral PrinciplesCommentary • ISSUE 49•08 • Feb 20, 2013 By Warren Lee Hill
Get Me To A Hospital, I Think I Just Swallowed Some VenomCommentary • ISSUE 49•08 • Feb 19, 2013 By A Cobra
I Slapped A Crying Child And Called Him A Nigger And I’m The Bad Guy?Commentary • ISSUE 49•08 • Feb 19, 2013 By Joe Hundley
It Sure Has Been A While Since 'The Tonight Show' Did A Judge Ito JokeCommentary • ISSUE 49•07 • Feb 12, 2013 By Lance Ito, Superior Court Judge, Los Angeles County
Look, I'm Just Going To Say It: I Collect Antique Nazi MemorabiliaCommentary • ISSUE 49•06 • Feb 5, 2013 By Barack Obama, 44th President Of The United States
When Will These Senseless Gun Debates Come To An End?Commentary • ISSUE 49•05 • Jan 28, 2013 By Wayne LaPierre, NRA CEO
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 YearsCommentary • ISSUE 49•04 • Jan 23, 2013 By Donald Trump
We Raise All Our Beef Humanely On Open Pasture And Then We Hang Them Upside Down And Slash Their ThroatsCommentary • ISSUE 49•04 • Jan 22, 2013 By Hank T. Norman, Owner of Nature's Acres Ranch
I Just Want To Apologize To Manti Te'o For What I Put Him ThroughCommentary • ISSUE 49•03 • Jan 18, 2013 By Lennay Kekua
Commentary
The Time For Watered-Down And Effectively Meaningless Gun Laws Is Now
Find The Thing You're Most Passionate About, Then Do It On Nights And Weekends For The Rest Of Your Life
I Am Old And Confused And Paralyzed With Sexual Frustration
Sometimes I Wonder What Life Would Be Like If I Hadn’t Turned Down ‘Star Wars’ And Thrown Natalie Wood Off That Boat
Let's Talk About How Fast I Can Run
Wait, Why Can't We Eat Other People Again?
Look, It’s Come Down To This: Either I Have To Murder John Boehner Or He Has To Murder Me
Being Pope Was Great, But You Can’t Play Make-Believe Forever
The Thrill Of Constantly Collapsing Gets Me Off
While I'm Glad I Won, I Personally Believe Abraham Lincoln Deserved To Die
The Execution Of Mentally Retarded Individuals Such As Myself Runs Against Our Society's Most Fundamental Moral Principles
Get Me To A Hospital, I Think I Just Swallowed Some Venom
I Slapped A Crying Child And Called Him A Nigger And I’m The Bad Guy?
It Sure Has Been A While Since 'The Tonight Show' Did A Judge Ito Joke
Look, I'm Just Going To Say It: I Collect Antique Nazi Memorabilia
I'm Going To Make A Great Mom Someday
When Will These Senseless Gun Debates Come To An End?
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
We Raise All Our Beef Humanely On Open Pasture And Then We Hang Them Upside Down And Slash Their Throats
I Just Want To Apologize To Manti Te'o For What I Put Him Through