The Thrill Of Constantly Collapsing Gets Me OffCommentary • ISSUE 49•09 • Feb 28, 2013 By The U.S. Economy
While I'm Glad I Won, I Personally Believe Abraham Lincoln Deserved To DieCommentary • ISSUE 49•08 • Feb 24, 2013 By Daniel Day-Lewis
The Execution Of Mentally Retarded Individuals Such As Myself Runs Against Our Society's Most Fundamental Moral PrinciplesCommentary • ISSUE 49•08 • Feb 20, 2013 By Warren Lee Hill
Get Me To A Hospital, I Think I Just Swallowed Some VenomCommentary • ISSUE 49•08 • Feb 19, 2013 By A Cobra
I Slapped A Crying Child And Called Him A Nigger And I’m The Bad Guy?Commentary • ISSUE 49•08 • Feb 19, 2013 By Joe Hundley
It Sure Has Been A While Since 'The Tonight Show' Did A Judge Ito JokeCommentary • ISSUE 49•07 • Feb 12, 2013 By Lance Ito, Superior Court Judge, Los Angeles County
Look, I'm Just Going To Say It: I Collect Antique Nazi MemorabiliaCommentary • ISSUE 49•06 • Feb 5, 2013 By Barack Obama, 44th President Of The United States
When Will These Senseless Gun Debates Come To An End?Commentary • ISSUE 49•05 • Jan 28, 2013 By Wayne LaPierre, NRA CEO
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 YearsCommentary • ISSUE 49•04 • Jan 23, 2013 By Donald Trump
We Raise All Our Beef Humanely On Open Pasture And Then We Hang Them Upside Down And Slash Their ThroatsCommentary • ISSUE 49•04 • Jan 22, 2013 By Hank T. Norman, Owner of Nature's Acres Ranch
I Just Want To Apologize To Manti Te'o For What I Put Him ThroughCommentary • ISSUE 49•03 • Jan 18, 2013 By Lennay Kekua
I'm Sorry, But I've Had Just About Enough Of MeCommentary • ISSUE 49•03 • Jan 16, 2013 By Rick Narducy
We've Had Our Differences, But I'd Be Willing To Serve As Obama's Secretary Of StateCommentary • ISSUE 48•51 • Dec 17, 2012 By Kid Rock
I Get To Determine Whether Gay People Can MarryCommentary • ISSUE 48•49 • Dec 11, 2012 By Clarence Thomas, Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court
I Honestly Don't Understand How Anyone Could Support Chris BrownCommentary • ISSUE 48•49 • Dec 5, 2012 By Chris Brown
It's Funny, I've Actually Only Been To New Jersey A Couple Of TimesCommentary • ISSUE 48•49 • Dec 4, 2012 By Bruce Springsteen
Cut This Monster Out Of MeCommentary • ISSUE 48•49 • Dec 3, 2012 By Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge
Commentary
The Thrill Of Constantly Collapsing Gets Me Off
While I'm Glad I Won, I Personally Believe Abraham Lincoln Deserved To Die
The Execution Of Mentally Retarded Individuals Such As Myself Runs Against Our Society's Most Fundamental Moral Principles
Get Me To A Hospital, I Think I Just Swallowed Some Venom
I Slapped A Crying Child And Called Him A Nigger And I’m The Bad Guy?
It Sure Has Been A While Since 'The Tonight Show' Did A Judge Ito Joke
Look, I'm Just Going To Say It: I Collect Antique Nazi Memorabilia
I'm Going To Make A Great Mom Someday
When Will These Senseless Gun Debates Come To An End?
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
We Raise All Our Beef Humanely On Open Pasture And Then We Hang Them Upside Down And Slash Their Throats
I Just Want To Apologize To Manti Te'o For What I Put Him Through
I'm Sorry, But I've Had Just About Enough Of Me
We've Had Our Differences, But I'd Be Willing To Serve As Obama's Secretary Of State
Ho, Ho, Ho! 9/11 Was An Inside Job!
I Get To Determine Whether Gay People Can Marry
I Honestly Don't Understand How Anyone Could Support Chris Brown
It's Funny, I've Actually Only Been To New Jersey A Couple Of Times
Cut This Monster Out Of Me
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