We Raise All Our Beef Humanely On Open Pasture And Then We Hang Them Upside Down And Slash Their ThroatsCommentary • ISSUE 49•04 • Jan 22, 2013 By Hank T. Norman, Owner of Nature's Acres Ranch
I Just Want To Apologize To Manti Te'o For What I Put Him ThroughCommentary • ISSUE 49•03 • Jan 18, 2013 By Lennay Kekua
I'm Sorry, But I've Had Just About Enough Of MeCommentary • ISSUE 49•03 • Jan 16, 2013 By Rick Narducy
We've Had Our Differences, But I'd Be Willing To Serve As Obama's Secretary Of StateCommentary • ISSUE 48•51 • Dec 17, 2012 By Kid Rock
I Get To Determine Whether Gay People Can MarryCommentary • ISSUE 48•49 • Dec 11, 2012 By Clarence Thomas, Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court
I Honestly Don't Understand How Anyone Could Support Chris BrownCommentary • ISSUE 48•49 • Dec 5, 2012 By Chris Brown
It's Funny, I've Actually Only Been To New Jersey A Couple Of TimesCommentary • ISSUE 48•49 • Dec 4, 2012 By Bruce Springsteen
Cut This Monster Out Of MeCommentary • ISSUE 48•49 • Dec 3, 2012 By Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge
Please Click On Our Website's Banner AdsCommentary • ISSUE 48•48 • Nov 28, 2012 By Hammond Morris, Onion Advertising Columnist
Come On, Just Open The Door And Let Me In This OnceCommentary • ISSUE 48•46 • Nov 13, 2012 By A Raccoon
This May Not Be The Ideal Moment Politically, But It’s Time To Talk ReparationsCommentary • ISSUE 48•44 • Nov 1, 2012 By Barack Obama, Incumbent Candidate For President Of The United States
The Word 'Spooktacular' Used To Mean Something In This CountryCommentary • ISSUE 48•44 • Oct 31, 2012 By Garrett Lowe
I Hope The Guy Who Got Knocked Out By The American Thighs In That Song Is OkayCommentary • ISSUE 48•43 • Oct 26, 2012 By Janice Weingarten
I Mean, If I Lose To Mitt Romney, I'll Probably Kill MyselfCommentary • ISSUE 48•43 • Oct 25, 2012 By Barack Obama, Incumbent Candidate For President Of The United States
Would A Man Who Doesn't Support Women Let His Wife Pick Out Any Oven She Wants For Her Birthday?Commentary • ISSUE 48•42 • Oct 17, 2012 By Mitt Romney, Republican Nominee For President Of The United States
Okay, Let's Cut To The Chase—Which People Do I Know Who You Also Know Who Went To Your School?Commentary • ISSUE 48•42 • Oct 16, 2012 By John Haber
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We Raise All Our Beef Humanely On Open Pasture And Then We Hang Them Upside Down And Slash Their Throats
I Just Want To Apologize To Manti Te'o For What I Put Him Through
I'm Sorry, But I've Had Just About Enough Of Me
We've Had Our Differences, But I'd Be Willing To Serve As Obama's Secretary Of State
Ho, Ho, Ho! 9/11 Was An Inside Job!
I Get To Determine Whether Gay People Can Marry
I Honestly Don't Understand How Anyone Could Support Chris Brown
It's Funny, I've Actually Only Been To New Jersey A Couple Of Times
Cut This Monster Out Of Me
Game Changer
Please Click On Our Website's Banner Ads
Come On, Just Open The Door And Let Me In This Once
This May Not Be The Ideal Moment Politically, But It’s Time To Talk Reparations
The Word 'Spooktacular' Used To Mean Something In This Country
I Hope The Guy Who Got Knocked Out By The American Thighs In That Song Is Okay
I Mean, If I Lose To Mitt Romney, I'll Probably Kill Myself
Would A Man Who Doesn't Support Women Let His Wife Pick Out Any Oven She Wants For Her Birthday?
Okay, Let's Cut To The Chase—Which People Do I Know Who You Also Know Who Went To Your School?
They Can Never Take Away My Memories
I Want To Know What True Lunch Is