Come On! There Has To Be One Person In This Goddamn School Who's Been MolestedCommentary • ISSUE 48•21 • May 22, 2012 By Ted Bartlett, Guidance Counselor
I Was One Of Those Kids Who Always Took Cats Apart To See How They WorkedCommentary • ISSUE 48•20 • May 15, 2012 By Terrance Hanley
As Long As My Child Does Something That Makes Him Happy And Wins The National Book Critics Circle Award For Fiction, I’ll Be ProudCommentary • ISSUE 48•18 • May 1, 2012 By Gregory MacIntyre
Well, Well, Well, Look Who’s Come Crawling To His Uncle To Hear His Fleetwood Mac Concert StoriesCommentary • ISSUE 48•16 • Apr 21, 2012 By Michael Fleischmann
Healthy, Nutritious Food Would Have Saved The TitanicCommentary • ISSUE 48•15 • Apr 13, 2012 By Michelle Obama, First Lady Of The United States
Sometimes I Feel Like I'm The Only One Who Gives A Shit About Rich, Lustrous HairCommentary • ISSUE 48•12 • Mar 20, 2012 By Marcus Russo , President and CEO, Pantene
The Tree Of Liberty Must Be Refreshed With The Blood Of Air Show PilotsCommentary • ISSUE 48•11 • Mar 13, 2012 By Kenneth Karns
We Hope You Enjoyed Your Stay In The Room Our Daughter Died In!Commentary • ISSUE 48•11 • Mar 10, 2012 By Rose Hemphill, Proprietor, Rose’s Bed and Breakfast
I’m Getting Bitten By The Oscar Bug…AGAIN!Commentary • ISSUE 48•08 • Feb 21, 2012 By Jackie Harvey – The Outside Scoop
Off The Top Of My HeadCommentary • ISSUE 48•05 • Jan 31, 2012 By Jean Teasdale – A Room Of Jean's Own
I'm More Of A Breast Man And Completely Worthless Human Being, MyselfCommentary • ISSUE 48•04 • Jan 24, 2012 By Jesse Walters
You'll Never Love Our Amazing Deals On Household Appliances Unless You First Love YourselfCommentary • ISSUE 48•03 • Jan 17, 2012 By Daniel Stegman, Floor Salesman
My Kids Are Learning How To Drive…Me Up The Wall!Commentary • ISSUE 48•01 • Jan 3, 2012 By Roger Dudek – Write On The Funny!
Did Someone Say Bison?Commentary • ISSUE 47•49 • Dec 6, 2011 By Dave Carter, Executive Director, National Bison Association
Even Annoying Twentysomething Shits Like Me Deserve To Have A FutureCommentary • ISSUE 47•48 • Nov 29, 2011 By Jared Arrington
I've Never Prayed Before In My Life, But I'm Absolutely DesperateCommentary • ISSUE 47•46 • Nov 17, 2011 By God
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Come On! There Has To Be One Person In This Goddamn School Who's Been Molested
I Was One Of Those Kids Who Always Took Cats Apart To See How They Worked
Smoove Is Remodeling
As Long As My Child Does Something That Makes Him Happy And Wins The National Book Critics Circle Award For Fiction, I’ll Be Proud
Well, Well, Well, Look Who’s Come Crawling To His Uncle To Hear His Fleetwood Mac Concert Stories
Healthy, Nutritious Food Would Have Saved The Titanic
I'd Be Happy To Help With Any Herding…
Sometimes I Feel Like I'm The Only One Who Gives A Shit About Rich, Lustrous Hair
The Tree Of Liberty Must Be Refreshed With The Blood Of Air Show Pilots
We Hope You Enjoyed Your Stay In The Room Our Daughter Died In!
I’m Getting Bitten By The Oscar Bug…AGAIN!
So, How Was Afghanistan?
Off The Top Of My Head
I'm More Of A Breast Man And Completely Worthless Human Being, Myself
You'll Never Love Our Amazing Deals On Household Appliances Unless You First Love Yourself
I Thought We'd Have Flying Slaves By Now
My Kids Are Learning How To Drive…Me Up The Wall!
Did Someone Say Bison?
Even Annoying Twentysomething Shits Like Me Deserve To Have A Future
I've Never Prayed Before In My Life, But I'm Absolutely Desperate