Mom, I Want You To Meet The Girl Who Will One Day Make Me Put You In A Nursing HomeCommentary • ISSUE 47•42 • Oct 18, 2011 By Paul Norris
I'm Moving This Miserable Periodical To The YukonCommentary • ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•41 • Oct 11, 2011 By T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher Emeritus (photo circa 1911)
No Matter How Much You Protect Your Kids, Sooner Or Later One Of Them's Going To Drown In A Swimming PoolCommentary • ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•40 • Oct 4, 2011 By Susan Carr, Parenting Expert
Ask The Concept Of Phenomenology In Architecture As Developed By The Norwegian Theorist Christian Norberg-SchulzCommentary • ISSUE 47•39 • Sep 27, 2011 By The Concept Of Phenomenology In Architecture As Developed By The Norwegian Theorist Christian Norberg-Schulz
They're Canceling My Favorite Soap!Commentary • ISSUE 47•38 • Sep 20, 2011 By Jean Teasdale – A Room Of Jean's Own
Well, I Guess I'll Just Take My Business To Another Soulless Multinational CorporationCommentary • ISSUE 47•37 • Sep 13, 2011 By Mary-Lynn Davies
We Need To Do More When It Comes To Having Brief, Panicked Thoughts About Climate ChangeCommentary • ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•36 • Sep 6, 2011 By Rhett Stevenson
If I Go Extinct I Swear I Will Take As Many Humans With Me As I CanCommentary • ISSUE 47•35 • Aug 30, 2011 By A Karner Blue Butterfly
Somebody's Got to Save This Country From Certain Doom, And Let's Face It, That Person Is MeCommentary • ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•33 • Aug 15, 2011 By Michele Bachmann, Congresswoman
Pardon Me, Madame, Do You Have A Moment For Fancy Man Rights?Commentary • ISSUE 47•32 • Aug 10, 2011 By Foster Winthrop Higginbotham III
I Wish Someone At This Wedding Would Dance With That Girl In A Wheelchair AlreadyCommentary • ISSUE 47•31 • Aug 2, 2011 By Geoff Scheer
Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any ShitCommentary • ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•30 • Jul 26, 2011 By Adam Cuneo
These Summer Movies Are Blockbusting My Wallet!Commentary • ISSUE 47•29 • Jul 19, 2011 By Roger Dudek – Write On The Funny!
If The Onion Is Not Awarded A Pulitzer Prize Within The Next Year, I Will Murder 50 PeopleCommentary • ISSUE 47•25 • Jun 24, 2011 By An Anonymous Man
I Shall Now Exact My Final Revenge Upon That Jack-Ass Joseph PulitzerCommentary • ISSUE 47•25 • Jun 19, 2011 By T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher Emeritus (photo circa 1911)
I Had Bedbugs, But They're All Cleared Up NowCommentary • ISSUE 47•24 • Jun 14, 2011 By Jim Anchower – The Cruise
I Just Want To Say That I Hated Every Moment Of That Piece-Of-Shit ShowCommentary • ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•23 • Jun 7, 2011 By Oprah Winfrey
Let's Just Go Ahead And Assume We've Learned The Lessons Of The Gabrielle Giffords ShootingCommentary • ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•21 • May 24, 2011 By Ellen Crawford-Price
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This Sure Is A Spooky Time For The Economy
Mom, I Want You To Meet The Girl Who Will One Day Make Me Put You In A Nursing Home
I'm Moving This Miserable Periodical To The Yukon
No Matter How Much You Protect Your Kids, Sooner Or Later One Of Them's Going To Drown In A Swimming Pool
Ask The Concept Of Phenomenology In Architecture As Developed By The Norwegian Theorist Christian Norberg-Schulz
They're Canceling My Favorite Soap!
Well, I Guess I'll Just Take My Business To Another Soulless Multinational Corporation
We Need To Do More When It Comes To Having Brief, Panicked Thoughts About Climate Change
If I Go Extinct I Swear I Will Take As Many Humans With Me As I Can
Somebody's Got to Save This Country From Certain Doom, And Let's Face It, That Person Is Me
Pardon Me, Madame, Do You Have A Moment For Fancy Man Rights?
I Wish Someone At This Wedding Would Dance With That Girl In A Wheelchair Already
Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
These Summer Movies Are Blockbusting My Wallet!
Yeah, Take It Off
If The Onion Is Not Awarded A Pulitzer Prize Within The Next Year, I Will Murder 50 People
I Shall Now Exact My Final Revenge Upon That Jack-Ass Joseph Pulitzer
I Had Bedbugs, But They're All Cleared Up Now
I Just Want To Say That I Hated Every Moment Of That Piece-Of-Shit Show
Let's Just Go Ahead And Assume We've Learned The Lessons Of The Gabrielle Giffords Shooting