Ro-Bots Are Trying To Kill MeCommentary • ISSUE 30•15 • Nov 19, 1996 By T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher Emeritus (photo circa 1911)
I've Got A Lot Of Bad IdeasCommentary • ISSUE 30•14 • Nov 12, 1996 By Walter C. Trout – No Trout About It
They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used ToCommentary • ISSUE 30•14 • Nov 12, 1996 By Jim Anchower – The Cruise
Buggy For Let!Commentary • ISSUE 30•14 • Nov 12, 1996 By T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher Emeritus (photo circa 1911)
The Story of Romeo and Juliet Is Not A Very Good Love StoryCommentary • ISSUE 30•13 • Nov 5, 1996 By Archie "Arch" Danielson – The Silver Screen
I Need A Buck-Fifty To Get To DetroitCommentary • ISSUE 30•13 • Nov 5, 1996 By Luther 'T-Bone' Barnett
When Are They Going To Finish The Arthur Trilogy?Commentary • ISSUE 30•13 • Nov 5, 1996 By Bonnie Lerner – Between the Moon and New York City
Have You Seen My Indentured Servant?Commentary • ISSUE 30•13 • Nov 5, 1996 By T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher Emeritus (photo circa 1911)
I Am Haunted By SpooksCommentary • ISSUE 30•12 • Oct 29, 1996 By T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher Emeritus (photo circa 1911)
I Think I Gained A Pound TodayCommentary • ISSUE 30•12 • Oct 29, 1996 By Cheryl Wheeler, University of Michigan Sophomore
I Love Being a HostageCommentary • ISSUE 30•11 • Oct 22, 1996 By Katherine Halberd, Via private diplomatic channels
Drop Dead, Every Last One of You!Commentary • ISSUE 30•11 • Oct 22, 1996 By T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher Emeritus (photo circa 1911)
Look at Me, I'm Doin' Tricks!Commentary • ISSUE 30•11 • Oct 22, 1996 By Orson Toffleson, Master Trickster
The Onion Was A Merry Place In My Day!Commentary • ISSUE 30•10 • Oct 16, 1996 By T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher Emeritus (photo circa 1911)
Who Will Win the Base-Ball Matches?Commentary • ISSUE 30•09 • Oct 9, 1996 By T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher Emeritus (photo circa 1911)
Commentary
Ro-Bots Are Trying To Kill Me
I Desperately Need Bone Marrow
I've Got A Lot Of Bad Ideas
They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To
Buggy For Let!
The Story of Romeo and Juliet Is Not A Very Good Love Story
I Need A Buck-Fifty To Get To Detroit
When Are They Going To Finish The Arthur Trilogy?
Have You Seen My Indentured Servant?
I Am Haunted By Spooks
I Think I Gained A Pound Today
I Can Love You Like That
I Love Being a Hostage
Drop Dead, Every Last One of You!
Look at Me, I'm Doin' Tricks!
The Onion Was A Merry Place In My Day!
Two Pack Shaker Is Dead!
I Enjoy Being a Battery
Who Will Win the Base-Ball Matches?
Me An' Cletus Is A-Feudin'