I Really Hope My Local McDonald's Will Participate In This Latest PromotionCommentary • ISSUE 47•02 • Jan 11, 2011 By Darren Keith
I'm Only Really Happy When I'm Writing, Or When I'm Having Lots Of Fun With My Friends And FamilyCommentary • ISSUE 47•01 • Jan 6, 2011 By Chuck Burgess
This Squeaky Wheel And I Are Pulling An All-NighterCommentary • ISSUE 46•49 • Dec 9, 2010 By a Hamster
Will Semi-Success Spoil Jean Teasdale?Commentary • ISSUE 46•49 • Dec 7, 2010 By Jean Teasdale – A Room Of Jean's Own
Call Off The Hunt! The Kardashanian's Are Okay After All!Commentary • ISSUE 46•48 • Dec 2, 2010 By Jackie Harvey – The Outside Scoop
As Chief Of Police, I Believe Even 500 Murders Is Too ManyCommentary • ISSUE 46•47 • Nov 25, 2010 By George Allerton, Chief Of Police
Mom, Jeremy Won't Let Me Create An Atmosphere Of Sustained MenaceCommentary • ISSUE 46•47 • Nov 23, 2010 By Daniel Gellman
If I Had One Piece Of Advice For Today's Youth, It Would Be To Throw A Baseball Really, Really WellCommentary • ISSUE 46•45 • Nov 9, 2010 By Roy Halladay, Pitcher, Philadelphia Phillies
I Just Want To Begin This Audition By Saying That I'm Still Not Entirely Sure What Acting IsCommentary • ISSUE 46•44 • Nov 4, 2010 By Cliff Baum
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Guns Around The HouseCommentary • ISSUE 46•44 • Nov 2, 2010 By Jessica Postma
Boy, I Really Thought Like Shit TodayCommentary • ISSUE 46•43 • Oct 28, 2010 By Strobe Talbott, President, the Brookings Institution
My Opponent Knows Where Washington Is On A Map; I Don't, And I Never WillCommentary • ISSUE 46•43 • Oct 26, 2010 By Ron Johnson, Republican Candidate For Wisconsin Senator
Hey, Come On In, Sorry About All The Dead PetsCommentary • ISSUE 46•42 • Oct 19, 2010 By Dorothy Goodman
I'm Afraid We Will Never Win In Afghanistan Unless Central Command Gets A Pinball MachineCommentary • ISSUE 46•41 • Oct 14, 2010 By Gen. James N. Mattis, Head of U.S. Central Command
I Didn't Become A Secret Service Agent For The Jimmy Carter Midnight To 6 A.M. ShiftCommentary • ISSUE 46•40 • Oct 7, 2010 By Jared Hastings, Special Agent, Presidential Protection Detail
I'll Always Regret Not Saying 'See You Later' To My FatherCommentary • ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 46•40 • Oct 5, 2010 By Mike Packer
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I Really Hope My Local McDonald's Will Participate In This Latest Promotion
I'm Only Really Happy When I'm Writing, Or When I'm Having Lots Of Fun With My Friends And Family
Who Was I, And Why Was I Important Again?
This Squeaky Wheel And I Are Pulling An All-Nighter
Will Semi-Success Spoil Jean Teasdale?
Call Off The Hunt! The Kardashanian's Are Okay After All!
As Chief Of Police, I Believe Even 500 Murders Is Too Many
Mom, Jeremy Won't Let Me Create An Atmosphere Of Sustained Menace
The Four Seasons Of Smoove
If I Had One Piece Of Advice For Today's Youth, It Would Be To Throw A Baseball Really, Really Well
I Just Want To Begin This Audition By Saying That I'm Still Not Entirely Sure What Acting Is
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Guns Around The House
Boy, I Really Thought Like Shit Today
My Opponent Knows Where Washington Is On A Map; I Don't, And I Never Will
Hey, Come On In, Sorry About All The Dead Pets
I'm Afraid We Will Never Win In Afghanistan Unless Central Command Gets A Pinball Machine
Author, Author!
I Didn't Become A Secret Service Agent For The Jimmy Carter Midnight To 6 A.M. Shift
I'll Always Regret Not Saying 'See You Later' To My Father
For A Few Months, I Had It All